They should criminalize being mean to me. Im just a little guy :(

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

bro does anyone know what the FUCK she’s talking about

sam and brennan’s greatest weaknesses (respectively)

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i take being a girl gentleman very seriously never forget that

editing is so fun. I'm learning what the story I wrote is about

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

making discord 2

the dubious philosophy of salmon

Me, just trying to read my book in bed:

@mothman-etd walking into the room: hey, so do you know who the Onceler is?

Me:

And then he left.

Oh boy I love correct pronouns *sees a comment that refers to me as she and follows it into traffic*

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest