hi babies. I know my activity got real wonky towards the end. but I'm real appreciative of everyone I got to meet and I love you all so much. 💜

Awwwww shucks, buddy.

I hate when I have nightmares and wake up hearing Adammmmmm in my head. Not how I wanted to be woken up.

I'm gonna have to check on it and read it. It sounds interesting.

i caved and ordered megan fox’s new book of poetry on audio simply based on the title alone. pretty boys are poisonous. Damn right.

trust me, it’s why I’m bisexual.

You should. We need a little Britt trolling action this weekend.

a social media break is good for the soul.. but is it bad that part of me missed trolling the trolls? maybe I'll go on a tear this weekend.

....Why though?

does anyone else make pterodactyl noises on your mom’s voicemail or are you normal?

Gross, the electronics part though is expensive. K has done that too. It's been like "I want a rainbow" .......and then it'll be like "an actual one" .....you want me to yank one down or something? I feel like this is just going to keep getting worse, cash mashine.

Why are my kids already sending me ideas for their Christmas gifts? Can we please just get through Thanksgiving first? Also, it’s adorable that they all think I have money for three iPhone 15s. What am I, a walking ATM? I’m gonna tell them that the Bank of Dad is closed for the winter, and they can try again in March.

You're right....it's hilarious.

I hate when I have nightmares and wake up hearing Adammmmmm in my head. Not how I wanted to be woken up.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I hate when I have nightmares and wake up hearing Adammmmmm in my head. Not how I wanted to be woken up.

....She has a book of poetry? I'm really intrigued now.

i caved and ordered megan fox’s new book of poetry on audio simply based on the title alone. pretty boys are poisonous. Damn right.

trust me, it’s why I’m bisexual.

How long is your list? Both of mines are three e pages each. 😅. You weren't aware that you were a walking atm????? Matt, you've gotta remember these things.

Why are my kids already sending me ideas for their Christmas gifts? Can we please just get through Thanksgiving first? Also, it’s adorable that they all think I have money for three iPhone 15s. What am I, a walking ATM? I’m gonna tell them that the Bank of Dad is closed for the winter, and they can try again in March.

It's always the time changes fault, honestly.

I almost forgot I had to work tonight. I'm blaming the time change.

SO YOU CANT PROVE IT.

The fact that y'all have to be warned not to sin shows how much y'all have sinned in the past. 👀 Ya nasties.

Prove it

The fact that y'all have to be warned not to sin shows how much y'all have sinned in the past. 👀 Ya nasties.

I'm an angel. 🙄

The fact that y'all have to be warned not to sin shows how much y'all have sinned in the past. 👀 Ya nasties.

Oh yeah, I'm totally a closet freak.

The fact that y'all have to be warned not to sin shows how much y'all have sinned in the past. 👀 Ya nasties.

Me?????

The fact that y'all have to be warned not to sin shows how much y'all have sinned in the past. 👀 Ya nasties.

I can't read.

The fact that y'all have to be warned not to sin shows how much y'all have sinned in the past. 👀 Ya nasties.