Starter Call ?!
As I said on my Seb account: sorry not sorry for the spotty activity lately. Work has been madness like always. Like or comment on this post and I will write you a short para starter. It will probably take me a few days, but I need to get things started over here with all of you lovelies! Who wants a thing?
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Starter Call ?!
As I said on my Seb account: sorry not sorry for the spotty activity lately. Work has been madness like always. Like or comment on this post and I will write you a short para starter. It will probably take me a few days, but I need to get things started over here with all of you lovelies! Who wants a thing?
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Send me ‘What If’ scenarios for my muse to answer.
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“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”
Dream Daddy Starters ┊ACCEPTING
This was a bad idea, a very bad idea indeed. But Molly afforded herself so few bad ideas that she couldn’t bring herself to feel too terribly guilty at present. Perhaps the wine had a small part to play in that…
“Cheers!” She said chipper and clearly determined to commit to this little drinking binge despite full well knowing it would end poorly.
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“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.” —Mycroft
Dream Daddy Starters ┊ACCEPTING
Molly hums in agreement, “Pure bliss….but there’s not anything actually,”her volume drops considerably, “sexual”, her volume returns to a more appropriatedecimal once more, “to it…..is there?”
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“Can you explain memes to me?” —Sherlock
Dream Daddy Starters ┊ACCEPTING
Molly is so taken back by the question that for a moment all she can do is make these horridly awkward noises, unable to get past the first syllable of any one word that pops into her mind. Finally sorted she replies, “No?” She visibly winces and considers stopping there, but feels compelled to explain even if she does suspect that Sherlock clocked out of the conversation the moment she responded negatively, “I don’t really understand them myself…but some are quite hilarious!”
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Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters
“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”
“Can you explain memes to me?”
“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”
“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”
“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”
“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”
“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”
“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”
“I am a happy little cheese monster.”
“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”
“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”
“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”
“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”
“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”
“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”
“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”
“Mothman is bullshit.”
“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”
“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”
“See you in class… bitch.”
“Sharks are tight.”
“So, you ever kill a man?”
“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”
“That… that is a good butt.”
“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”
“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”
“This is where I come to masturbate.”
“Wait, I’m a wreck.”
“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”
“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”
“Your face… is… good.”
“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”
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I’m not sexy, but I really want to be: I hear that’s normal for my demographic. All the bands I like you’ve heard of and I watch too much TV. I’m not cute, and I think too much to be sweet.
This is the part where you politely disagree.
A nicely balanced budget's not so thrilling and courtesy's outdated, and sobriety is lame. Reliability is not appealing, but I don't know any other way to be. I love people and I want them to love me.
My virtues are too dull to entertain,
but you can always count on me....
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