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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
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this just took another 14 years off my life what the FUCK
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im a big fan of idioms. i hear "in for a penny in for a pound" and my ears prick up like a cat. "like boiling a frog" activates me like a manchurian sleeper agent. if you tell me "when all you have is a hammer everything looks like a nail" my entire body will start levitating 3 inches off the ground
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im sorry man i can鈥檛 come hang out im actually knee deep in the hoopla right now
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OK I PULL UP
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Since I鈥檓 regressing I might as well start listening to vintage tumblrcore again 馃
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They鈥檙e turning it into a platform for divorced men only. The clownery of this.
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my twitter brainrot is terminal if there's anything longer than a paragraph I have to just skip LMAOOO
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starting to think conservatives are just jealous that we know the whole alphabet
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Alien (1979) - Ridley Scott.
I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.聽
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going through reblogs from my old 2009-2015 acct but this is still a banger lmaooo
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mike's hard penis
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