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masthalchi · 3 days
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fog of war in the grocery store
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masthalchi · 6 days
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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masthalchi · 6 days
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masthalchi · 6 days
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Knowledge is empowering
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masthalchi · 6 days
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occasional posts from users
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masthalchi · 6 days
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"would you fuck your clone" = boring, who cares, the answer says nothing about you other than whether or not you're your own type
"would you fuck MY clone" = unexpected, high potential to cause a lot of 'why would you fuck my clone and not me?' drama, reasonable question to ask if you're a mad scientist
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masthalchi · 8 days
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So kh fans what’s the lore behind utada hikaru being able to dual wield two keyblades? Who had to seek refuge inside utada’s heart?
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masthalchi · 13 days
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Proper boundaries
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masthalchi · 13 days
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you may not know it, but this is what peak heterosexuality looks like
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masthalchi · 13 days
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masthalchi · 13 days
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if you see a gay with glasses that dude aint reading, they got them from squinting at the cocks on phone for hours 🤓
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masthalchi · 13 days
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masthalchi · 14 days
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stop asking where Marcille went. she was doing magic research.
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prior post
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masthalchi · 17 days
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Us in 50 years
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masthalchi · 18 days
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masthalchi · 19 days
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I don't have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens
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masthalchi · 21 days
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This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies
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