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masonicbeheadingritual 21 hours
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I applied to 15 jobs on indeed and got overwhelmed cause I don't think im actually qualified for more than like...2...of them. so now im like do I need to move. do I need to look in new areas. should I just say f it and do another year of my current profession even though I really don't want to. it's all too overwhelming. gonna bleach my hair.
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masonicbeheadingritual 21 hours
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bro. idek what jobs exist. career changes suck fr cause I know kinda what I wanna do but I look at descriptions of jobs and I have NO IDEA what the requirements mean or where to even start
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back on tha job hunt ... back on that grind ...
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which way night core enjoyer
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someone started beating on my door last night so hard it woke me up, and obvs I didn't answer the door, but I had a lot of anxiety so I turned the TV on and put on impractical jokers to try to like calm down and just laugh for a minute so I could go to bed. I turn the TV off and there was someone screaming in the street like "IM GONNA KILL YOU" so I start panicking and turn the TV back on and this repeats a couple times. but so this morning I go to take the garbage out and there's someone outside just hanging out by my door and they take off running. I've seen them a few more times today. they're never really on my property tho so like. idek what there is to do about that. and what if it's all unrelated and just really bad timing. idk.
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a kid today was telling me that his mom found a fat head of LeBron at the dollar tree, so he put it up in his bedroom next to his bed, so he can admire him as he drifts off to sleep
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the way this world is going...it's like someone let the pigeon drive the bus.
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US public: hey could you maybe fix some of our roads and bridges?
US Congress: say no more...
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no Kaelyb.. you are not a "Grand Master Rizzard"
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my knees r always sore and tight feeling. I think having someone pull my feet to stretch my legs would feel rly good actually. all loosey goosey
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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]
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bf and I broke up and now my tiktok algorithm is just videos about breaking up. thank GOD my smart TV heard my crying and catered my algorithm accordingly..now that's service!
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bluey is such a wholesome show. and did you see sesame street yesterday? the stuff about the letter B really hit me right in the feels.
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tony soprano privacy rights activist
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went to sonic today for 99c corndog day and the lady literally gasped, put her hand over her mouth, and was like YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL. being a blonde really is more fun wtf
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Sick hair bro
thx
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