i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

the real antidote to the problem of "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny" is watching old horny shows like mash. nothing but perfectly normal-looking, homely, average people in that show who hook up with each other or unseen partners on a regular basis. hawkeye is absolutely drowning in sex and the man has such a bizarre mismatched set of randomly strong and weak facial features on a noodle body with dogshit posture. and it's GREAT. you can't tell how soft his jawline is because there's always a woman kissing his neck and blocking the camera. i know i riff on people saying they want to fuck mulcahy until he has a religious epiphany but as a butch lesbian with that exact face shape it's been so healing to be like. ohhhh ok so sexuality and attractiveness isn't just limited to the perfect beautiful poreless people on netflix. i understand now

literally time for beddy bye as us butch guys say at the front

i want what they have

happy "everyone forgets that icarus also flew" monday. i want to throw up !

LEAKED TRACK LIST FOR NEW TS ALBUM:

Fuck like a mountain rat

Rainbow dress (straight sex)

How to Date A Blue Eyed Blonde

All too well 30 minute version

Broken ass marriage (ft. The National)

Rebound (ft. Girl in red)

If I was a man I’d be straight

The language of girls

they should invent a doesn't kill you that actually makes you stronger

May I present our beloved late LTC Henry Blake to you

real

asteroid city - wes anderson // frankestein - mary shelley // slaughterhouse five - kurt vonnegut

Gentlemen, that ham is not for sale and you are not at a meat market. He's warming up for a race.

"are you deaf too?"

Father Mulcahys ending makes me feel so many feelings WAAA WAAA I CARE ABOUT HIM!! he saved peoples lives and he suffered for it THATS SO FUCKED UP WAAA WAAAA