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I've Lost Control Of My Life
this is a super shitty lotr sideblog, m.freems has tiny hands, I mostly just cry about bagginshield (here are my recs)
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This is how you make something pretty, let me know if you have any questions
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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.
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Everybody who wears The One Ring in LOTR starts to refer to it as ‘My Precious,’ and Tolkien’s right that is super creepy, but what I really love is that everybody does it, which says to me that this super powerful scary evil sentient ring has a favorite pet name and just, like, will not respond to anything else.
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Can tell Merry & Pippin apart, of course they can, what kind of question is that: Frodo, Sam
Could not initially tell Merry & Pippin apart but made an effort to learn their names & can now tell them apart: Aragorn, Boromir
Try as he might cannot consistently tell Merry & Pippin apart: Gimli
Can absolutely tell Merry & Pippin apart but pretends not to be able to: Gandalf
Cannot tell Merry & Pippin apart and not even trying: Legolas
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GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?
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a dim and grim fantasy tavern but the drinks are very colourful and fruity with little umbrellas & curly straws
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I am so sorry that I have led you into such peril.
No, I’m glad to have shared in your perils, Thorin.
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Black and white drawings relating to 1981 BBC Radio adaptation of Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings
Source : Sotheby’s
Artist : Eric Fraser (1902-1983)
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Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny
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Finished my LOTR Studio Ghibli crossover finally... cant wait to do some other scenes!!
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My boyfriend has to go to the ren fair for work but i can come and he wanted to do a matching costume. He was like “I want to be Frodo” and I was like “oh cool I can be Shelob” which was, apparently, not the couples costume he was thinking of
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