just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO
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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:
(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)
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Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.
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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in
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i wish disabled people got as much free shit as people think we got. i want snacks
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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out
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Anyway...
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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended
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daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage
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the self is a guy you made up to get mad at
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faggot.com/careers
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i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car
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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.
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