Depressed Eminem not fun anymore to grab a boob. Plus my penis just not in the mood

this must have been fucking crazy to see on your kids DS

i’m. killing you. i’m KILLING you. i don’t care about anything else, i don’t give a SHIT about anything else. i- my programming is just get. that. fucking. guy. right. now.

This July 27 image of Jupiter taken by the Near-Infrared Camera on the new James Webb Space Telescope is artificially colored to emphasize stunning details of the planet: auroral emission from ionized hydrogen at both the north and south poles (red); high-altitude hazes (green) that swirl around the poles; and light reflected from the deeper main cloud (blue). The Great Red Spot, the equatorial region and compact cloud regions appear white or reddish-white; regions with little cloud cover appear as dark ribbons north of the equatorial region.

CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....

SKELETON BALLING:

my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell you know what fuck this shit

Alien Landscapes - Rendezvous With Rama 2 (1979) by Jim Burns from his art anthology ‘Lightship’ (1985)

ugh. some fruit has a venomous wooden bead hidden deep inside it

Customer: (not on record) DMV: LOOKS LIKE LOCO LOOKS LIKE COPS LOOKS LIKE CRAZY COPS OR LOCOPEZ CRAZY LOPEZ CUSTOMER LAST NAME IS LOPEZ Verdict: DENIED

please tell me you guys know what im talking about 

(texting my boss at 4 am) i believe giant monsters will return to roam this planet very soon