objects you would see in homestar runner

Now that I don't have an American phone I can take my fucking battery out when it acts up, Its so fucking nostalgic

Is lava wet?

you used to scare me on my scarephone

Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

bong rip would be an adorable name for a baby girl 🥺😍

look... there she is... bong rip...

fatphobia and ableism is so insidious. You can look up like, food, and it'll say "eating a lot of food causes diabetes" and you're like oh dang what? I thought we didn't know the cause of diabetes. So you look up what causes diabetes and it says "we still don't know what causes diabetes" bruh they're just making shit up to give people eating disorders

oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”

oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”

i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

Raiding a dungeon, but raiding with friends

If you’re raiding with buddies, the fun never ends

But that’s cause this dungeon has looped time

But I’m here with friends, so that’s just fine

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

stop naming your pets after anime characters i just had to ask this person "are killua's testicles enlarged?"