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Alina: oralie what is going on?
Oralie: why are you asking me
Also Oralie: okay I will tell you, some body broke Liora's best vase and she want to know who is it so she can conjure away her or his stuff
Alina, turning red: of course it's not me!
Zarina: then why were you there just now alina?
Alina: i was not!
Terik: i saw you
Zarina: so did I
Liora: alina is it you????
Alina, turning even redder: no, no, no, of course it's not me!
Liora: are you sure?
Terik: she is not sure Liora
Alina: I am sure!
Liora: no you are not
Oralie: guess it's just us girls....
Zarina: Alina if it is you just say it
Liora: see?
Alina: fine it was me
Liora: then why-
OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS! THIS TOOK ME AN HOUR SO, I HOPE TO SEND YOU MORE
AND ALSO, VELIA IS BANNED FROM SWEARING BUT TERIK AND CLARETTE ARE NOT BECAUSE THEY CAN SWEAR IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES BUT VELIA CAN NOT.
BYE MOTHERFUCKERS!
#The whole council#councillor emery#councillor darek#councillor terik#councillor alina#councillor bronte#councillor Oralie
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Emery: why is the kitchen covered in cookies Kenric
Kenric: don't ask me ask Oralie
Oralie: Emery ask Alina not me
Alina: ask Bronte
Bronte: ask Terik
Terik: no way Emery ask Clarette
Clarette: why me? You should ask Zarina Emery!
Zarina: huh why is it me? Ask Darek!
Darek: no ask Velia
Velia: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EMERY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO THE FUCKING KITCHEN I-
Bronte: Velia no swearing
Emery: then who is it, I just want to know
Velia: ask Noland then
Noland: ask Ramira Emery, it's definitely not me.
Ramira: okay Emery fine I saw Kenric saying he will show me how to rain cookies.
Kenric, ears turning red: I did not!
Emery: Who knows?
Also Emery : never mind, someone just clean up.
Terik: okay Kenric you clean.
Kenric: nope it should be Velia!
Velia: NO WAY FUCKER MAKE ORALIE YOUR FUCKING SWEETHEART CLEAN THE FUCKING KITCHEN
Oralie: uh, nope. Bronte you do it
Bronte : Alina, you can do the job
Alina: ask Ramira
Ramira: ask Zarina
Zarina: I will electrocute the room
Ramira: fine ask Darek to clean
Darek: nuh-uh, ask Clarette since she has so many helpers
Clarette: They aren't helpers!
Darek: yeah they are
Clarette: Noland you clean
Noland: Alina you do the cleaning job.
Alina: why?
Noland: because you scream too much and hopefully the cookies will cancel the sound
Emery: I agree
Also Emery: All in favor except Alina?
The council: YES!
Alina: but-
#councillor alina#councillor bronte#councillor emery#councillor darek#councillor terik#Councillor velia#The Council
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ON HOLIDAY
Bronte: Alina are you done yet?
Alina: not yet Bronte
Bronte: okay now are you done?
Alina: no!
Emery: we can leave without you
Alina: give me a second!
Bronte: i it's a second already
Alina : wait!
IN THE CAR
Zarina: Emery! No more music!
Emery: your taste for good music is awful, Zarina.
Zarina: what!? You too! Why-
Darek: can I have snacks
Alina: no
Darek: you always argue with me
Terik: to be fair, Alina, you do that to me too.
Darek: now can i have snacks?
Alina: fine
Darek: Alina your suitcases are blocking the door
Alina: see?
Terik: you guys are really annoying
Alina: no i am not you are
Terik: no it you who are annoying
Bronte: can you both stop you are both really annoying
Also Bronte: and Emery are we there yet
Emery: uh I think i read the map wrong
Alina: ugh if it was me driving we would have been there by now
Zarina: wow no one is helping Clarette take her pictures?
Clarette: yeah at least turn down the windows
Emery: Alina said, if I turn down the window her suitcase will fall out.
Alina: i did not!
Emery: you did
Alina: did-
Oralie: Emery give the map to me
Velia: I SWEAR, IF ANYONE READS THE FUCKING MAP WRONG AGAIN, ALINA, I WILL THROW YOUR FUCKING SUITCASES OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW OF THE FUCKING CAR-
Bronte: no swearing Velia.
Kenric: hey nice job Oralie!
#Councillor kenric#councillor velia#councillor Oralie#Councillor emery#councillor alina#councillor darek#councillor zarina#councillor terik#councillor bronte#Councillor clarette#the Council
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THE KOTLC COUNCIL
Oralie: i bought a snake help me name it please
Emery: you bought a what?!
Also Emery: no you name t the snake
Alina: why did you buy a snake your house is messy
Oralie: it is not your house is the messiest
Alina: no way
Bronte: care to explain why you two are arguing?
Alina: oralie bought a snake i said her house is too messy
Oralie: so is alina's
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