Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight.
"Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via revitaliser)
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*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
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metbobbyontheboardwalk replied to your post:oh just so you know why i was whining about...
need u to not be so pretty kthnx
mira i will fist fight you, you beautiful creature
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oh just so you know why i was whining about missing my long hair
this is the current length
ignore that it's from instagram lol
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i have been planning on getting my shit together for like 5 years now
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Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.
Johnny Knoxville (via unteens)
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Graduated high school. Kissed someone. Collected something really stupid. Smoked a cigarette. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself. Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Have a best friend. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school. Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins. Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe. Loved someone you shouldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Had stitches. Taken a taxi. Seen the Washington Monument. Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Made out with someone. Played on a sports team. Snuck out of the house. Swore at a teacher. Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship. Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience. Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol. Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.
cross out the things you've done
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why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
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accurate scientific research
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oh also i saw panic! at the disco in january and i bawled my eyes out
so i'm going to see them again in july and i will more than likely cry again
that is all
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*wraps blanket around favourite character*
*wraps arms around favourite character*
*wraps entire existence around favourite character*
*hisses* dont touch him
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dearprongs replied to your post:.
*hugs*
Cariza! *hugs*
I follow your instagram posts religiously. You're phenomenal at taking pictures.
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