I’ve just been manipulated

His water dance

why are terrible celebrity imagines so funny. how do i find more of these without suffering the indignity of searching “bts imagines”

finally, the weekend

MEEEEEE

so 🤔 I hear 👂you've made an enormous faux pas 🙊 and everyone's laughing 😂 up their sleeves about your date 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 what? 🤨 why? why 🤭? because she's 👩 brought a ludicrously capacious 👜 bag what's even in ⬇️ there, huh?flat shoes 👟 for the subway 🚇 ? her lunch 🥗 pail 🧰 ? I mean Greg 🤵🏻 it's monstrous 😈 It's gargantuan 🌎 you could take it camping 🏕️ you could slide ➡️ it across the floor 💸 after a bank job 🏦

In 2010 I prayed to live in a time when Taio Cruz’s Dynamite was no longer playing on the radio, and now in 2022 I’d fall to my knees in tears if I had the chance to go back  

*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus