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Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN ''WE''?!?!?!?
We should stop romanticizing Britain and Japan and start being fucking obsessed with Philadelphia
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Deity who's unacquainted with concept of evolution creating a world with, like, twelve different kinds of creatures, thinking "yes, that's a good number – nice and symmetrical", then going on vacation for a couple million years and being very upset at what's waiting for them when they get back.
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It's really hard to explain emotions, How does one love something? How does one hate something?
If we need to explain why you love something or why you hate something, Well someone else is going to be feeling the opposite way about it. So to explain emotions, We need to be able to explain Why are people having feelings in the first place
Everybody Feels different things, But why are they feelings?
How are they feelings anything? Why as a human species did we just decide ''Preferences that goes beyond 'this is poison and this is not' deciding that suddenly you like something more and want more of it'' Where does this feeling come from?
Why do we have a NEED to bond with EVERYTHING around you, Every single thing
Why do I feel bad about getting rid of trinkets that I forgot existed for 6 years until I had to move away and now seeing it again I don't want to let go of it despite not needing it, thinking about it, and forgetting I've ever had it in the first place
#it's rough out here your honor#psychology#philosophy#Friend of mine; ''Feelings are just a thing that humans have fr'' I agree bestie#Emotional bond with everything sucks#Might be a neurodivergent thing now that I think about it#Neurodivergent?
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I love both of them! Just-
And I do love the Water Waterosaurus, However;
To consider; Another interpretation
(Which led me to draw this)
I really like the Design! I might draw more of it
Watercolor paintings I did today!
I had so much fun experimenting with the 2nd one. I put random blobs of watercolor on the paper and outlined what I saw. The big main blob is Blob the waterosaurus ^^
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A young boy says to his father "Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you."
"What happened?" The father asks.
"Well, she asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I asked 'what's the fucking difference?'
"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''
The next day, the boy comes home from school and says, "Dad, have you gone by the school?"
"Not yet."
"Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also."
"Why?" asks the father.
"Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. 'Now,' he says, 'lift your left leg,' so I asked, 'What, am I suppose to stand on.... my cock??'"
"Exactly," says the father. "Alright, I'll come."
The next day, the boy asks his father "Did you go to the school?" "No, not yet."
"Don't bother, I got expelled."
Surprised, the father asks "Why did you get expelled?"
"Well, they summoned me to the principal's office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher."
"The fuck was the art teacher doing there!?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.
The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."
"Do you own a weedeater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!"
The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, "Amazin!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"
The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.
"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.
"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.
"No," his friend replied.
"Gay."
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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