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the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are
the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs
the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years
the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and
humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower
like imagine you're the Romulan Empire and these weird monkeys who've barely figured out interstellar travel show up on your doorstep in the equivalent of a shipping container with missiles strapped to it, kick your ass in front of everybody, and then start a friendship club with 3 of your neighbours who all hated each others' guts until like a year ago. now I understand why every Romulan on the show is so angry
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Important advice! Remember to never communicate! Use only coded signals and then get frustrated if people don't do exactly what you want! They definitely know exactly what you mean and are pretending not to because they have beef with you! Also you should eat every AAA battery you see!
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
#how could you possibly have less than 6 pairs of pants#i own at least 5 pairs of jeans#3 different color slacks#2 different color khakis#this is an unemployed ass question tbh
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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
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today I am graciously humbled with the reminder to keep the things I love outside of my animals reach
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autistic boys walk around on their toes to prepare themselves to wear heels when they grow up to be women
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‘what’re u going to do w ur degree’ nothing. i’m going to start blowing things up
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary
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someone should invent a form of staying in bed and napping all day that also lets me go out for a nice walk in the sunshine
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girl what the fuck is happening to Drew Carey ?
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With all the dick swagger you roll, you can't spot crazy pussy?
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Pro tip: when she cums in your mouth, don't swallow, instead, make out with her (sloppy style)
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