mangowa
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This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
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the end ! this has been a bird psa
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favorite character:*is about to do something embarrassing*
Me:*pauses tv*
Me:*stares into space and cringes for 10 minutes, goes for a walk, rocks back and forward in the shower, sits on couch regrettably*
me:*presses play*
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Me w ppl I don’t have a crush on: babe, baby, hun, dear, love, light of my life
Me w ppl I have a crush on: pleased to make your acquaintance good sir, my good colleague.
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Giovanni: Ezio, we need to talk to you! Come out!
Ezio: I’m bisexual!
Giovanni: That’s not what i meant but i still support you!
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Achilles: How many bears did I say you could have?
Connor: One.
Achilles: And how many bears do you see here?
Connor: Four.
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some people just can’t whistle…. Arno, please…… don’t!
(my husband gave me the idea and I laughed for like an hour… even when I was drawing this I couldn’t stop xD…..)
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Ezio: //challenges Vieri de Pazzi to a very public street fight in broad daylight
Edward: //storms Spanish Man-O-War shouting bloody murder, cannons blazing
Jacob: //starts massive Gang War in the middle of Piccadilly Circus
Arno: //sees any sign of conflict "Hahahaha nope nope nope bye losers ain't nobody got time for that Arno out" //parkours out the nearest window with an armful of stolen baguettes
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Altaïr: I lost Maria…
Ezio: I lost Christina…
Connor: I lost my mother…
Edward: I lost Caroline…
Desmond: I lost Lucy…
Arno: I lost Élise…
Jacob: Jolly good weather today, lads, isn’t it ?
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