having a cat, in a nutshell

cat ownership is just… u see a picture or video of an amazing / cute / beautiful / funny cat and u love that cat with ur whole heart in that moment but ur also secretly smug the whole time bc u know ur cat is the Best One actually

my attempt at the Schrödinger’s cat pattern! by liann22

I love RPing. it’s like playing catch except you’re throwing the ball directly at each others’ heads as hard as possible to inflict maximum psychic damage and sometimes the ball is full of candy but sometimes it’s covered in knives and either way you’re delighted when it smacks you in the face.

getting diagnosed with anxiety is so funny actually like wait you're telling me you're not supposed to just get scared

Being a supportive parent to your trans daughter AND standing up to her trolls and mocking them openly. Good parenting.

“I don’t need to pay $60 for a shower curtain,” I tell myself as my cursor hovers over the one with a cat riding a fire-breathing unicorn.

You ever just press the side of your face into an entire Very Patient Cat and listen to the ocean inside

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I know I don’t post here much, but I want to share this silly new project I’ve been working on. It’s a youtube channel about, of all things, headbands. And some other things

Right now I’m watching through all the disney movies and creating headbands inspired by each of them. If that sounds remotely interesting to you, check me out at Headband Maven!

when it’s november 1st

:)

Me: idk what i am, i dont like labels, i dont have enough information to go on

Me, after playing stardew valley for a week in-game time: LEAH WILL BE MY WIFE

Me, after a year in-game time: already plotting to romance the other women in future games

Me: hm.....im sensing a pattern

If your “proof” that evolution doesn’t exist is the concept of epigenetics then you need to go hit yourself a little harder in the face with your Bible.