mandaloresb
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@pangur-and-grim i can’t find the post where you said someone needed to draw Wheat Thick as an anime girl and i was bored
so unless my memory is cursed and that post never existed im poorly fulfilling an old request
so behold. she of the cursed uterus
you’re welcome
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We traveled into the fucking Nine Hells to get Pike a suit of armor. We went and battled a city of vampires so Percy could feel good about his name. We fought goliaths for Grog. We’ve traveled across planes of existence so you could fix your fucking daddy issues. But you’ve never done anything for me. Ever! You’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me, you don’t know anything about me. What’s my mother’s name?
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grog and keyleth (for @saintpike)
- When the time is right, let her have it. And I’ll throw you into the fray - when the time is right.
- Promise?
- Yeah.
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Campaign 1 Episode 85:
Tary: *calls Vex ‘little elf girl’
Everyone: Ohhhhh shit.
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The luxury of the rich is maintained through the misery of the poor.
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reblog if your name isn't Ashley.
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
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Ashe: Deadlock does not forget kindness, nor ill deed done. With sword in hand, she aids her allies, sword in hand she lays to rest her foes. This big-ass omnic dude must be my sword.
Submitted by YellowMage
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Heathen Biddings (Prayers)
(Note: these are modern creations)
For Daily:
May my actions bring me Honor,
May my work bring me Worth, and
May the Fate (Orlög/Urleeg) I weave today
bring good Luck for tomorrow.
For Meals:
We give thanks to the beast for the life that was ended,
we give thanks to the hands for the work that was done,
we give thanks to the gods for the gifts that are given,
we give thanks to the Earth which is generous to all.
For Endings:
Give praise to the day at evening,
to a woman on her pyre,
to a weapon which is tried,
to maid at wed-lock,
to ice when it is crossed,
to ale that is drunk.
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Even Kirk’s like ‘hey you wanna tone it down there bud’
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If you wait long enough, grave robbing is just archaeology.
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okay. okay hear me out. what if I made Wheat Thick pins….. with 3D protruding dewlaps
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me: *has commissions, homework, more important stuff to work on*
also me: guess ill meme
excuse the crappy quality im not very used to make gifs haha
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