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Cecil's Mother
HELLO NIGHT VALE. YOU LIKELY DON'T KNOW ME, BUT YOU KNOW MY SON. HE'S THE CHARMING YOUNG MAN ON THE RADIO, CECIL. PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO ASK ABOUT ME, MY SPOUSES, OR ANY OF OUR 18 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.
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“Blue Bell Ice Cream on Monday issued a voluntary recall for all of its products because of a possible health risk found in half gallon containers of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream produced on March 17 and March 27.
Known to millions as “the little creamery in Brenham,” the Texas company explained its decision in a news release issued just before 9 p.m.
The recall includes products made at the company’s Brenham plant as well as its facility in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma. According to Blue Bell’s statement, its ice cream, frozen yogurt, sherbet and frozen snacks:
“…have the potential to be contaminated with Listeria monocytogenes, an organism which can cause serious and sometimes fatal infections in young children, frail or elderly people, and others with weakened immune systems. Although healthy individuals may suffer only short-term symptoms such as high fever, severe headaches, stiffness, nausea, abdominal pain and diarrhea, Listeria infection can cause miscarriages and stillbirths among pregnant women.”
The company said it now has evidence of positive Listeria found in products at different places and different plants.
Blue Bell said supermarkets in Texas, Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Nevada, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, Wyoming and international locations have all been instructed to stop selling the products.
If you have any Blue Bell ice cream, do not consume it. Return it to the store where you bought it for a full refund.
Call Blue Bell at 866-608-3940 weekdays from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. or Saturdays from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. if you have further questions.”
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ALRIGHT THEN!
ARE THERE ANY ALEGIES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
ANOTHER RESCUE MISSION? IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP FIGHT STREXCORP?
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COME HERE FOR BATTLE PLANS BANG TRAIN ARMY + Doc and Mama
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It’s better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. The darkness is already cursed, and it does not need your help, thank you very much.
#the darkness #will curse YOU#as it has done every night since your birth #if you’re going to light a candle#the darkness asks that it be vanilla scented #that is its favorite
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[INTENSE APPROVAL OF THE CARLOSII GOING TO WAR]
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JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I'M NOT TO HANDY WITH A GUN BUT I HAVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE EATING PEOPLE. OR MAYBE I CAN BAKE SOME MUFFINS FOR THE REBELS. CAN'T FIGHT ON AN EMPTY STOMACH!
ANOTHER RESCUE MISSION? IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP FIGHT STREXCORP?
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ANOTHER RESCUE MISSION? IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP FIGHT STREXCORP?
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September 8th - 14th is suicide prevention week. Reblog if you will be there for any of your followers if they ever need someone to talk to <3
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this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.
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i will fucking murder any guy who ‘asks out a girl as a dare’ do you know how painful that is oh well you don’t you will when i fucking gut out your insides thank you v much
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here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
fuck you some more
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— DA BOOTY!
Night Vale AU - Rugby!Carlos AU - It’s a common practice (according to the muse) to pull down the shorts of members of the opposing team. So, when it’s time to start the game, Steve Carlsberg, hoping to gain the upper hand, rushes blindly forward and yanks down the shorts of the first person he collides with. This person, unfortunately, happens to be Carlos. Cecil, who is doing the commentary for the game, sees this, bursts out in hives, and then promptly explodes.
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Completely and entirely dis bitch’s fault.
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HEY FOLLOWERS:
HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY?
ARE YOU HYDRATED?
IS THERE MEDICATION YOU NEED TO TAKE?
HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY?
FRIENDLY REMINDER BECAUSE I KNOW I NEED THEM EVERY SO OFTEN.
ALSO HERE HAVE A KITTEN:
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[SEVERAL MINUTES OF INCOHERENT SCREECHING]
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TO ALL CECILS OUT THERE.
You know how the Carlosii have the “Bang Train”?
Well, I think that all of the Cecils should have a “Fuck Truck”.
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do you ever remember quality people are follo wing ur b lo g and cry
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