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malecshumdariothings · 2 months
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neil thinking that andrew doesn’t care about him so it’s fine if they hook up bc when neil dies andrew won’t care compared to andrew’s reaction in baltimore is something that is very dear to me
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malecshumdariothings · 3 months
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The second I understand any of my exam questions it’s over for you all
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malecshumdariothings · 3 months
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genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back
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malecshumdariothings · 4 months
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In my writing I want to achieve one goal and one goal only: for the amount of polyamorous, gay gay and overall queer vibe to match whatever is going on in the pirates of the Caribbean film series
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malecshumdariothings · 6 months
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For cute fat dating moments: I had this coworker I became really good friends with. After I left that job we kept hanging out a ton and I developed a big crush on him. I was absolutely sure it was not mutual, though. I'm fat. Not like plus size model fat, I mean fat fat. So someone wanting to date me seemed impossible. We were just going to be really good friends and that was that.
One day I invite all my best friends over for a game night. The original plan was for it to be an overnight thing, but apparently all my other friends missed that memo and went home at like 10pm, so it was just me and my former coworker alone for the whole night.
My imagination was going wild, but then I'd remember we were talking about me and exciting, sexy things don't happen to girls like me, you know? So I did my best to ignore all that and just have a good time with my friend.
We watched a movie for a while, but I kept falling asleep on him so finally I was like, "Man, I should probably go to bed."
And he's like, "Yeah, that's a good idea."
So I ask him if he wants me to show him where the guest bed is and he says, "not really, no" and kisses me. We keep kissing until he takes my hand and starts leading me back to my bedroom aaaand the rest is history. Turns out he had also been pining for months, but was afraid to fuck up our friendship. But then I spent an entire movie sleepily cuddling him and it was driving him crazy, so he decided to go for it.
A very wild night for a 25 year old woman who had never even been kissed before and had already fully come to terms with the fact that I was definitely going to die an unlovable virgin. Six years later we're still going strong. Apparently fortune telling isn't my strong suit. :P
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAMMMMM!!
For real this was SUCH a cute read! I’m so happy for the both of you I legit teared up.
Also you’re a good writer! I was so intrigued lmao xx
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malecshumdariothings · 7 months
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malecshumdariothings · 7 months
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you can't oppression olympics your way out of how your trauma affected you.
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a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨
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malecshumdariothings · 7 months
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malecshumdariothings · 8 months
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Giant Crowley POV
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malecshumdariothings · 8 months
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I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣
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malecshumdariothings · 8 months
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So I was watching this old video again because the new Good Omens season triggered my obsession with Neil Gaiman's stories that creeps up periodically ( and his voice is soothing to listen to while I draw) And at about 1:25:30 there's a part that really made me giggle, cause this is what he says when asked about themes in his work:
"I remember once somebody asked me about the kiss that would occur in my books three quarters of the way through, to indicate that we were now moving into act three. And I said 'what'. And they said 'well you must be conscious of it, you do it every time.'"
And I mean...
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malecshumdariothings · 8 months
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why does it feel morally wrong to spend all day in bed or at home. like i do it often but the whole time im wracked with guilt. it's literally not hurting anybody
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Ed + loving Stede for all the things he was always mocked for
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malecshumdariothings · 8 months
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has anyone done this yet or? (x)
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