brutalist candy cane

Squishy info! All of these are up on my website!

I need to have an it/its weekend

queen of the world to me

ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially

if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

asking myself “could i feasibly parkour in this?” before buying an article of clothing. 

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY