Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA. You are 18 IN HUMAN YEARS. You have beaten the game. You have fought through the HARDSHIPS. Everything was RESET. You don't like to think about those times. After the game you returned to ALTERNIA. Instead of going back to your hive, you decided to follow your thought process at that current time and DROPPED EVERYTHING AND JOINED THE ALTERNIAN CIRCUS. This circus is called the DARK CARNIVAL. People come here from all around for WHIMSY AND ENJOYMENT. It is a small bout of happyness in the middle of the SHITHOLE THAT IS ALTERNIA. Of course, it is ALTERNIA. Your carnival is armed up it's motherfucking shit with WEAPONS. Your days now consist of PLEASING THE CROWD, doing some mad TRAPEZE SHIT, being the CLOWN, or doing any other oddjobs the carnival needs you to do. You tried swallowing fire once, but you are now TERRIFIED OF IT. Not much has changed from when you were young, you still believe in MIRACLES, you have mastered the art of the ONE WHEEL DEVICE because your legs are now LONG AS FUCK. You are basically taller then ALMOST EVERYONE. You still hang with your best bro KARKAT sometimes. But he's on EARTH, so that makes things a bit more dificult. Your carnival travels all over, SO EVERYONE GETS TO SEE IT NOW AND THEN. Your trolltag is terminallyCapricious and you speak in a manner that is JuSt A lItTlE bIt WhImSiCaL What will you do? [[Hi i'm the person behind Derpzee http://nepetasmatesprit.tumblr.com]]

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