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i’m not even joking when i say if there’s ever a new avatar series i’d drop everything. i could be in my late 20s in a swanky apartment mid makeout session with my hot on-the-rise environmental law boyfriend and my phone will ring and i’d dismount that boy faster than zaheer got over p'li
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By the way, just in case this helps someone -
COOKING - creativity is okay
BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)
BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods
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“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines
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rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it
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To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
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Not sure what’s funnier, thinking Obama was president in 2005 or not realizing that’s a picture of Condoleezza Rice.
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Request of a Writer.
I am currently working on a book involving the different deities and their interactions. Unfortunately the strongest representation of Gods are Greek/Roman and Norse. Can all fellow pagans send me information on their Gods. Any culture is fine and the less known/older beliefs are encouraged.
What I need is the name of the god/goddess, pantheon, what they rule, and at least one legend that shows their personality or a personality summery.
The more information the better. I would love to try to represent your beliefs in a positive way. Please message me with the above information or a source.
THANK YOU SO MUCH
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rainbow paladin 🏳️🌈
i couldn’t be happier to know that shiro is canonically gay. i’m so happy that we are being so much more inclusive in media for all ages and this is a big step in the right direction ❤️
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im not completely sure because its loud as hell in the video but i think rhys darby just said coran is attracted to all genders (therefore hes bi or uses the pan label) what i heard was “hes so gorgeous he would probably make after anyone” dont take my word for it though
edit: several other people heard him say “make love to anyone” so basically hes too gorgeous to be straight thank you rhys darby lasdkfjaksdfkfsd
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If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants?
The answer is they should be.
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