not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

“Fuck this court, fuck Jim Lahey, fuck Randy, fuck those two idiot cops right there, fuck suit dummies - as a matter of fact, fuck legal aid - fuck Danny and Terry’s Buffalo Chicken Wings, fuck all the old wood in here, fuck the moon, fuck corn on the cob, fuck squirrels, fuck me, fuck you, fuck everything!”

-Ricky

When it’s been 2 seconds since the biped arrived home, and they haven’t petted/fed you yet.

Somebody: what do your tattoos mean?

Me pointing to my skull: this boi reminds me if the spooky scary skeleton song

Pointing to beetle: this beetle reminds me if I need to escape reality I can catch bugs in animal crossing

Points to coffin: this reminds me that some day the suffering will all be over and the sweet embrace of death will save me

Points to demon: this symbolises my want to be non human and aesthetically pleases me

List of ancient beings on earth right now

Tommy Wiseau

Eric Andre

Keanu Reeves

Nice Rack Canada - demo pedalboard for the new line of Mini Mooger Fooger Effects Pedals

”This series wired board features the MF Drive, Boost, Ring, Trem & Delay. All powered by a T Rex Fuel Tank Junior. … 3 of the expression pedals are always connected to the Delay, Trem & Ring. The 4th Expression Pedal is switched between the Drive’s Filter & the Boost’s Output, making it into a “Dirty Wah” Controller or Volume Pedal.”

cred: nicerackcanada.com/2017

The Porn Bots have officially overran Tumblr

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

the most intense thing i have ever watched

This is the greatest thing Iv ever seen in my life I can die happy now

“[I]t is actually more expensive to be poor than not poor. If you can’t afford the first month’s rent and security deposit you need in order to rent an apartment, you may get stuck in an overpriced residential motel. If you don’t have a kitchen or even a refrigerator and microwave, you will find yourself falling back on convenience store food, which — in addition to its nutritional deficits — is also alarmingly overpriced. If you need a loan, as most poor people eventually do, you will end up paying an interest rate many times more than what a more affluent borrower would be charged. To be poor — especially with children to support and care for — is a perpetual high-wire act.”

— It Is Expensive to Be Poor | The Atlantic