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it's pronounced MAHJ like mahjong | bi-ace disaster | she/her/it | ach lads not again | majjale on ao3, @majmajjale on twitter!
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imagine mourning the idea that your crush could ever like you back and then one night at a ball he crashes the marriage proposal you're about to receive, chases down your carriage, climbs in and gets on his knees talking about "PLEASEI I NEED HYOU SO BAD I CANNOT STOP TJIMKING OF YOU IT PLAGUES MY DREAMS I ONKY THINK OF YOU PLEASE PLEASE PELSSE PLEASE" then makes out with you, finger bangs you, and asks you to marry him
all within like half an hour . colin bridgerton needs to be in jail
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I literally don't know what possessed me to make an 11 page comic over these sad old men! bon appetit <3
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it actually makes me so sad that people consume media where every character is kind of an asshole and they just entirely overly sanitize every character and every problem thats caused by the being kind of an asshole thing. i loooove conflict i love people who suck. i love people who are good people but also still kind of suck in some ways because they are a person. most importantly you all do not understand the comedic potential of characters being kind of shitty to eachother.
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The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.
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It's really hard to explain what I mean but yknow that moment in the show where the protagonist realises who is pulling all the strings and it all clicks into place. But it implicates their companion in the process? And they turn around to tell their companion about their revelation and the shot changes and you can just see the companion is already 5 steps ahead of them. They're got this knowing look and a smarmy smile on their face. And before the protagonist even gets to speak they have a silent moment of "we both know what we know." LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE TYPE OF VILLAIN REVEAL.
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Please don't ask me for relationship advice unless you are prepared to receive some truly upsetting information because some people are ready for the "He's exhibiting the literal textbook signs of a psychological abuser and you need to get away from him before he successfully cuts you off from your support network" talk and some people aren't
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I love three year olds because they’ll never say it to your face but it’s clear in every fibre of their being that they’re certain that their communications skills are perfect, and any adults who can’t understand what they want are just a little bit stupid.
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lets give it up for pretentious bitches i love snobs who try to keep intellectualism alive gooooooo assholes
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wait do you guys actually carry purses/bags everywhere you go i really need to know
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The witch curses you and sends you to the Supernatural universe. You would have to live through the events of one of the seasons of the show. Follow this link, spin the wheel and find out what season you would be sent to.
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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you
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