Alex and Steve Minecraft are t4t. Their deadnames? Adam and Eve. In this essay I will

what if they were just sluttin it up under that cloak? huh? how would we know?

this unused memory pic in botw is killing me. i have so many questions

who took this pic. why is link doing the jutsu pose. why is zelda like “oh shit whatcha gonna do link is gonna jutsu you lol haha look out”. where would you even find this memory

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Fidel Castro, Vladimir Putin, and the Oort Cloud are riding on a train.

Fidel Castro pulls an expensive Cuban cigar out of his pocket, lights it, and then throws it out the window after only a few puffs. Vladimir Putin and the Oort Cloud are both surprised by this and ask “what are you doing, Fidel? That’s an expensive cigar!” To which Castro responds, “in your country/post-heliopausal region perhaps, but in my country these are as cheap as dirt.”

Then Vladimir Putin pulls a bottle of expensive Russian vodka out of his pocket and, after a few sips, throws the bottle out the window. Fidel Castro and the Oort Cloud are both surprised and ask “what are you doing, Vladimir, that is expensive vodka!” To which Putin responds “Pah! In your country/post-heliopausal region perhaps, but in Russia this vodka is as plentiful as rainwater.”

The Oort Cloud considers this for a minute or two, and then throws a six-mile-wide comet out of the window which, on impact, incinerates everything within a thirty-mile radius, causes massive earthquakes and tsunamis for thousands of miles in each direction, and kicks up a cloud of dust and ash that eventually encircles the Earth wiping out nearly all forms of life in a matter of months.

knuckle tats that says libr rary

Having a therapist who isn't used to trans patients will truly have you feeling like Koko the gorilla trying to articulate your feelings in a coherent way. "No peepee huge honkers, I cry? Huge honkers no peepee, sadness, doctor."

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

The Tourism board of Colorado demanded the recall of several thousand novelty Colorado-shaped table mats that were found to actually be shaped like Wyoming.

I'm in awe of how we ran historical revisionism on the civil rights movement so bad that people truly believe it was quiet self-sacrifcial non-disruptive christ-like activism that forced progress and not — like — the incredible economic pressure of boycotts and outbreaks of illegal civil disobedience

Yapping to the choir but eughhh it burns me up girl effective protests have to be loud and inconvenient for change to happen because silent cries die in the dark that's the entire pointtt

The most viewed channel in Israel says the genocide is not enough, they want to see rivers of Gazan’s blood

yeah okay sure you're a cosmic being beyond human comprehension. im a comic being beyond human comprehension. and they love me