river textures, 2024

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

Angel’s Trumpet

Hallucinations, dry mouth, muscle weakness, increased blood pressure and pulse, fever, dilated pupils, paralysis.

It has come to my attention that this image is henerated using AI Images.

Because of this, I won’t ever post it again. I was going to post it tomorrow, but now I won’t

Stained Glass Window 36 x 28 ebay Horseman Antiques

the customer is always right -> hmm. I'm not sure about that

the pedestrian is always right -> this we cannot possibly refute

Why call it "gooning" anyway. Isn't it just edging. It's redundant. Edging is already a way better word. Edging, in comparison, sounds sexy and flirty and stylish, sophisticated even...I...Gooning has a smell. Gooning sounds like something you should be arrested for doing

i am fressing cold in this westfield right neow

but angels are immune

“Night long on the jade staircase, white dew appears, soaks through gauze stockings. She lets down crystalline blinds, gazes out through jewel lacework at the autumn moon.”

— Lament of the Jade Stairs Li Bai [Tang Dynasty] Translation by David Hinton, from Classical Chinese Poetry: An Anthology (source)

im losing my mind bc ive never seen great british bake off before and my friend has it on and I was just like “NOEL FIELDING????” and my friend was like “who? the host?”

and it turns out she knows nothing about him outside of great british bakeoff. we could not possibly have more vastly different ideas of this man and his work.

sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

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