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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
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A mushroom-covered dog statue
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Reposting this because I need to materialize it somewhere.
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i think whatās on a personās nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
#ok i am a well known Nester#like i have a full size bed at home and for many years there was a dedicated corner of my bed to hold All My Stuff#i want to be surrounded by my hoard x.x#i am now in an apartment with a twin size bed and cannot do this#so i have a real nightstand#three drawers. an open nook. and the top.#on top is a lil salt lamp. a tiny trinket dish currently holding my hair clips (the dish is always there but its job changes sometimes)#a coaster for my water bottle. my water bottle if iām in bed. an EMERGENCY disposable water bottle for if i run out in my refillable.#and then a basket containingā¦ more nonsense than i care ro admit#including but not limited to: lotion pillow spray glasses cleaner n cloth. my vitamin box melatonin bottle and night guard case (plus guard#during the day). chapstick. liquid bandage. nail clippers and cuticle trimmer. bedtime deodorant. q-tips. a backscratcher??? and surely more#OKAY. the open shelf is currently getting off easy w a kleenex box and my journal. it usually has a book or sometimes my yarn bowl / another#bedtime hobby item.#top drawer is s*x toys and work stuff e.g my extra laptop charger and a sweatshirt for if someone calls me while iām working in jammies#(quite a combo i know. theyāre just rhe things i need most accessible!)#middle drawer is my vitamins / meds / otc stuffā¦ i have an appalling volume of these#and bottom drawer is misc hobby / fidget items#š#iām a goblin iām a dragon i like my STUFF
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Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory
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i need a step by step guide to bringing up my daddy issues in therapy without feeling like a teenage cliche
(or maybe just a shorthand for, I donāt need or want you to fix this, I just need to say some shit out loud)
#but really how do you say āiāve been thinking about my relationship with my fatherā and not immediately die of cringe#a few weeks ago sarah marshall went on a monologue about the lingering emotional damage#of living with someone who Can be so nice and normal but turns volatile at the drop of a hat#and how it feels like youāre constantly performing for them to stay nice and that makes it feel like your fault when they Stop#and now iām not living with him and only rarely see him and the few interactions weāve had recently have been Nice and Normal#and I donāt think itās intentional#I donāt think HE thinks of this#but itās making ME gaslight myself into thinking maybe heās changed and is ready to be like rhat all the time#even though I KNOW BETTER.#(I think very little of the harm he has inflicted on us is intentional#and maybe thatās normal but it somehow makes it feel worse)#(like i canāt even hold him responsible without proving the harm)#(and how could i ever do that when the harm isnāt a specific event but a feeling?)#UGH!!!
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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought āwhy do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,ā so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? Itās alright if you canāt because apparently I fuckin couldnāt either
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āStudio Ghibli inspired by the Mastersā by Inspiratiq
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Cat's and Jean's friendship is very important to me š«
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Aftg is fun cause all the characters are living in different genres like neil is in a mafia thriller while andrew is in some a24 drama film. Kevin is the horse girl in a horse girl movie and dan is in an underdogs sports story. Poor aaron is trying to have a normal slice of life forbidden romance type beat but then he has to go and kill a guy.
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it's so funny how kevin "you better be straight for the sake of the game" day sees jeremy as his exy hero sport prodigy and nora describes him as Just a Beach Blonde Surfer Dude Service Top
kevin's gonna lose his fucking mind when he learns jeremy is fucking jean
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We all know aftg requires a healthy suspension of disbelief but nothing messes with my dumb jock brain more than when fanart of Andrew has his piercings visible during games like babes u arenāt allowed to wear those during contact sports please
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Izzy: He's a complicated man.
Ed: I HAVE BEEN SAYING EXACTLY WHAT I WANT FOR TWO GODDAMN SEASONS.
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there are people who go "I acknowledge that this guy I am madly in love with is maybe annoying to some people but couldn't be me can't relate" but not Ed. He can't even comprehend that anyone in the world wouldn't be absolutely delighted with Stede. Would legit listen to someone talk shit about Stede and before even reacting, he'll open the heart shaped locket he's wearing with Stede's picture inside, point to it and ask "this guy???"
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For me, the saddest thing about OFMD's cancelation is that David said multiple times he wanted to show what comes after the "Happily Ever After". That Stede and End getting together isn't the end of their story, and that relationships take work. And now, once again, a love story ends with the protagonists getting together, and we don't get to see what comes after.
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