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How did it go?????

Phonecall.... time.... hoooohboy

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haaate having to swim up this waterfall why don't we just go somewhere else 😭 at least it's smooth sailing afterwards, thank Guppy for that 🙏 1310 notes

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not a fan of doxxing but pretty sure i just found @/salmon's river lol

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#teddi reblogs #panda don't look

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we should criminalize ace trainers battling with their rhyperiors on the fucking I-40 when i'm trying to get to work on time. there is a goddamn BLISSEY on the road

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dear jirachi please send me 1,000,000,000p ^_^ (brink of tears)

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GUYS GUYS THIS POST WAS A JOKE

I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY MOM AND SAHHLJBGF[L;DLKJLFGDI SHE SENT ME A FREE SUPER POTION

THIS POST WORKS

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Always reblog Lucky Jirachi Post

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i just saw another Youngster throwing a pokéball into the water and it completely missed and he didn't even bother to scoop up the broken pieces. i'm so fucking disappointed with this generation see this is why lapras are so endangered because they keep fuckin Literally Choking On Net Balls that you don't bother to clean up. this is one of the most bueatiful shores in the world and there are only 40 lapras left IN EXISTENCE and one washed up just last week please please please STOP SURFING and STOP BATTLING on the ocean

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THIS!!!!! ^^^^ SIGNAL BEAM

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if you dont rb this post lets just say we're making eye contact

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Wait what is op talking about? Lapras officially stopped being endangered back in 2016 and are actually an overeffective predator that are driving gastrodon populations almost to extinction in some parts of alola. This is actually just blatant misinformation? I guess??

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I gained a net 0 amount of information from this post 😭

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"this is my beautiful baby his name is #00FF0E"

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can we please normalize battling people without making eye contact. "oh oh oh its polite to warn people before you battle them!!!!" L + ratio + skill issue + never let em know your next move + dragonite use hyper beam

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Poetry? More like CROWETRY!

Read Crow Time // Read Namesake // Patreon // Store

Crow Time Plush is now up for sale!

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Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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this art piece came to me like a prophetic vision

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why am cramping i have he/they pronouns in my intro post :(

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Because if I can get another way to precieve the dialog, why WOULDNT I?

Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

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oh you're a fan of the joker? ok, name three jokes

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Hello and welcome to my blog!

I am Crow!

he/they

Aroace

I’m a minor so no weird asks

My partners are @aroace-wizard, @mango-lord-of-poison, and @unknownfable

I like g/t, Portal 2, TADC, Beetlejuice, Little Nightmares, Little Shop of Horrors, and sea creatures!

I sometimes post or do rps with soft sfw g/t vore. If you don’t like that, that’s fine. Just block me and move on if it irks you

OC Lore (for Crow)

Crow is a size shifter and the god of small treasures, platonic love, and home. He’s married to Artemis. They have a daughter named Terra and a son named Pell (non canon second son is @lord-hunkyhair). He has a treasure hole somewhere on the island (it’s not on the map bc he doesn’t want people to know it exists). When he first discovered his powers, they made him shrink for a few days. He still has a large scar on his back from when a cat chased him. The people of his town made fun of him and bullied him when he was shrunk or normal sized. One day, they found they could also grow to extreme heights as well, and wreaked havoc on the town, leaving no survivors. Now he’s a loving husband and a father.

Other OCs (feel free to send questions and/or rp with them):

Lucia (she/he):