BRIII!!!! My dear perverted friend Bri!!! I have to share with you… I cant stop have dirty thinks with Leandro Paredes! Seriously, hes the most sexiest thing in the word 🥵🥵🤣🤣
ANON!! Perv-in-chief here, at your service 🫡 bestie you and me BOTH. Finally someone who gets me 😅 You have impeccable taste <3 Now, for those of you who aren’t like me and this lovely anon here, allow me to illustrate why Leandro Sexo Paredes is sexy as hell (and certainly one of La Scaloneta’s finest):
What do you say we start off strong?
His body. glazed in sweat. those beautiful, broad shoulders. the tattoos. the things that tongue could do...need I say more? 😳
He somehow gets even hotter when he’s angry and decides to assert dominance (Coutinho wishes he could be him)
He’s got these really intense and captivating icy blue eyes that stare deep into your soul
He’s so kind, caring, and protective of his teammates.
He’s even pretty when he cries…how is that even possible?!
Also Leo, please pet my head next I beg 🥰
Kinda a side note, but I swear the blue of the Argentina flag draped around his shoulders brings out the beautiful blue of his eyes even more 😍
Note: these gifs are not mine. This is just a compilation to show the world how hot this man is 😂 The credit, of course, goes to the incredibly talented gif-makers behind them: @messfc, @labontas, @youmustlovehim, @zhivchik, @holdmyhopeinyourhands, @griezsg, @capitano-ale. Please go check them out and show them the love they deserve!! They make some seriously amazing stuff <3
Also, maybe you knew it was coming, maybe you didn’t: his voice. I don’t know about you anon, but I’ve got such a thing for voices and his is just so pretty and soft 🤤
I mean
I MEAN
I MEAN
And, last but not least, a little bonus treat for you: our mans going full himbo™️ (skip to 0:38 for the moment in question 💖)
So yeah, you’re definitely not alone in finding this man ridiculously attractive and having dirty thoughts about him 🤷♀️🤣
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always remember that time when reus and lewa were almost making out on the field.
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The exact purchase that gave us The Man from Uncle
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The physical embodiment of the phrase “If Bad, Why Hot?”
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