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ᓚᘏᗢ zach | he/they/it | 23 ⁺˳ ༚
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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
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converting a ".docx" to a pdf feels like cleaning up and feeding a dirty stray animal
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this editing from a durhamrockerz koth ytp has been stuck in my head for years
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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back
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proving a point to my boyfriend
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Get the iguana on a stick. You'll need the energy in the coming days.
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plagues history and global epidemiology as an autistic special interest was already a heavy topic but not a day goes by I dont briefly recall drunkenly telling people at the bar in autumn 2019 “yeah the next pandemic will probably be a coronavirus and we’re due for one”
if they remember that i have to wonder if they think they met the devil at the club that night
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good morning to crazy people, substance abusers, only children, and nicotine addicts. if you’re not any of these things that’s going to have to change.
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so what do you think of my new sense of style in fashion? *is completely butt ass fucking naked for no discernible reason*
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The thing about Timmy Chalamet is that he’s truly a great actor and he even has good taste in projects and he’s not even overexposed when you calibrate for how overexposed all that group of 25-30 year old big stars are……however something is still off. any time he gets cast in something it feels like that movie instantly turns into a parody of a movie. I cannot explain this
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