actually the best ship dynamic is i would kill for you. i would kill anyone who layed a hand on you. please let me kill for you. please let me show my devotion by dirtying my hands, it's the only way i know how. let me destroy anything that hurts you. i've hurt you too. i'm destroying myself.

Chasing the fog somewhere in Switzerland by @90377

Gonzo Alucard really out here like "Integra drink my blood so I can take you to pound town."

No one can change my mind as if that wasn't what he meant.

"what is that— "

Old Hellsing concept art found in a free space section in one of Hirano’s old doujins.

From top to bottom, left to right it reads:

"HELLSING" by Young King OURs Glasses-chan will appear again. Both the man and woman. I plan to have the 'Section 13' I drew for the magazine Comic Master appear as enemies. It's a vampire-hunting occult story... In other words, lots of guns firing nonstop. Yup. Libido at full throttle. I'm completely running with my personal tastes. I definitely want to put in the priest character I drew for the magazine Papipo. This is the only space where I get to draw about my (non-personal) work so I might as well. Right now this is one of the projects I'm putting my everything into. I want to do my best. Please don't give up on me～

When I first on into the Hellsing Fandom I use to be like "Ew period porn gross!" Now I'm nearly 27 and I couldn't care less.

oh yeeaaassss

+ bonus lol

Happy Women's day 8/3 i love women 😻😻

someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

Love the fact that Hellsing is just Dracula fan fiction with Richard, Arthur & Integra Hellsing being Kouta Hirano’s fankids of Abraham Van Helsing. lmao

what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

I can't stand Child free people, as a child free person.

Like I have a legit trigger based in children screaming. That is a PTSD thing from years of abuse when I was a child. So I can't hardly deal with children in public but guess what!!! That's a personal problem! I deal with that by not going at times when kids are there! Or by putting in headphones!

But demanding the world become more hostile to children than it already is is just the peak of fucking entitlement.

"Oh but my wonderful anniversary dinner shouldn't be ruined by the sound of a baby screaming"

Go to a restaurant that doesn't allow children. They do exist! They tend to be more expensive but they exist! Or! Or! Better yet! Don't eat out! Rent out somewhere for the night and cook your own damn food!

"I shouldn't have to listen to a baby screaming on a plane"

That baby is far more uncomfortable than you are. It's literally in pain because of pressure changes in the cabin. Parents hate it too! There is no good answer for this so suck it up! Get noise canceling headphones and listen to a podcast or a book or music.

Children are human beings. They're not annoying pets that people happen to create. They have a right to be in public, to exist just like anyone else.

If you want eternal calm and quiet move out to the country and become a fucking hermit.

do i want to sleep with her … or eat her?

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

its so freeing when you realize you can literally write whatever you want