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macroglossus · 17 minutes
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anyone else visiting gmail.com from time to time
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macroglossus · 4 hours
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looking through mother's/father's day gift ideas is impossible. no my mother does not like gardening. or baking. or jewelry. or linen tableclothes. or engraved cutting boards. no my father does not like beard oil. or knife sets. or WHISKEY HE DOES NOT WANT WHISKEY!!!!!!!!!
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macroglossus · 4 hours
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sorry why did i just try to log into etsy and the saved username was just my First Name
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macroglossus · 5 hours
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U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared
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macroglossus · 6 hours
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macroglossus · 6 hours
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macroglossus · 23 hours
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so trans people should just be allowed to murder whoever they want?
your brain could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides
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macroglossus · 1 day
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This bloodbath has gone on for far too long. At the start of this aggression, the school year had barely just started. The academic year ends in just a month. Everyone, from first graders to university seniors, have lost an entire year at least. I say at least considering even if there is a ceasefire today, Israel had destroyed literally all universities in Gaza and damaged over 400 schools. Lest we forget also Israel's deliberate targeting of university professors and academics.
You absolutely cannot mistake the intent behind all of this.
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macroglossus · 1 day
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macroglossus · 2 days
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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macroglossus · 3 days
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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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macroglossus · 3 days
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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macroglossus · 3 days
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how?? just how?
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macroglossus · 3 days
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obsessed with my therapist bc when i was whining ab how i can’t kill myself bc i have a suicide pact she paused and went very pointedly “you mean a no-suicide pact. RIGHT?” mandatory reporters really can have swag
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macroglossus · 3 days
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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock
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macroglossus · 3 days
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race to pour the milk before the fridge door swings shut seemingly of its own volition
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macroglossus · 3 days
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you see professor. i was misunderstood because im weird. im a weirdo. i dont fit in and i dont WANT to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on?? thats WEIRD
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this is the broadest fucking question i HATE YOU
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