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Dazai Osamu
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Uhuhuh whatever you say, slug.
I'm not lying to you! I'm literally such an angel, I could never lie~ And you'll never find the evidence anyways.
*He gapes at Chuuya* Are you seriously bribing me?! You can't do that!.... And you can't eat the chocolates alone either, thats mean! Give 'em to me!
I am BORED chibi entertain me :(
-@mackerel-executive
Bastard- what do you want me to do?!!?!? Fuvking hell, I'm in the middle of WINE SHOPPIMG.
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*Dazai narrows his eyes.* You do know you can even make simple food right? I wouldn't mind, I barely eat anyways. Its not good to stay sleep-deprived for you, idiot. Do you have a mission tomorrow?
Huh. Damn my stomach hurts, I think. I wonder why
#[ooc- wait i fr didnt know that omg ive only ever seen pasta with sauce mb /gen#ig u learn smth new every day lol]
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I- Stop flirting with me Chuuya!! You'll really kill me! Or I'll tease you every single day in return! Last chance! *his voice is muffled by his hands, but its easy to see the red spreading till his ears*
IF CHUUYA DONT WANT ME, CAN I SMASH U INSTEAD 😍😍😍
- :3 anon
EXCUSE ME?! Uhm I'm.. Flattered, thank you I suppose, but let's avoid that for now, yes? Keeping this as blackmail material to show chuuya though, heh.
#[ooc- i can imagine lmfaoo#once dazai recovers from being a furious blushing mess (if he does) he's never gonna let him forget abt the nicknames lol#actually nvm hes probably not gonna be able to bring this up again lmaoo#chuuya is having the time of his life frr
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*Dazai grins widely. * Oh my, so Chuuya thinks I'm a 'normal fucking person', huh? My, I'm honoured and flattered at the same time~
*Dazai's grin falters a bit.* Hey, Chuuya, thats unfair! Those glasses look ridiculously good on you! Say, you should wear them more often, heh. I wanna see you in glasses more, you look almost like a nerd in them~
Huh... I actually feel a bit dizzy.. Did I drink too much last night?
Ughh, my head's aching. This is the worst. I have a mission soon too..
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You know what? Since clearly neither of us are gonna back down, Fine. You believe that 'I'm human' and I'll stay strong in saying that you are the human here.
reblog for bigger sample size <3
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*Dazai sighs as he walks away to complete his mission first, but atleast he now had an excuse for getting back to gaming*
“Hi Mr. Dazai! Do you want to play a game with me and @guides-of-vengeance ?”
// @not-kyuusakuyumeno
Hmm, is that Yumeno? And ... Ms. Mortem, I see?
This seems interesting, so sure, I'll indulge you in this 'game'. Lets see what you've got.
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Sigh, this won't do. Meet me here in an hour, and I'll find us an arcade I haven't been banned from yet, okay?
“Hi Mr. Dazai! Do you want to play a game with me and @guides-of-vengeance ?”
// @not-kyuusakuyumeno
Hmm, is that Yumeno? And ... Ms. Mortem, I see?
This seems interesting, so sure, I'll indulge you in this 'game'. Lets see what you've got.
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Hmm, do you like arcades and gaming, Yumeno?
“Hi Mr. Dazai! Do you want to play a game with me and @guides-of-vengeance ?”
// @not-kyuusakuyumeno
Hmm, is that Yumeno? And ... Ms. Mortem, I see?
This seems interesting, so sure, I'll indulge you in this 'game'. Lets see what you've got.
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[ooc- thats completely alright dw hehe ur all good and sure :D ]
“Hi Mr. Dazai! Do you want to play a game with me and @guides-of-vengeance ?”
// @not-kyuusakuyumeno
Hmm, is that Yumeno? And ... Ms. Mortem, I see?
This seems interesting, so sure, I'll indulge you in this 'game'. Lets see what you've got.
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You are literally making no sense chibi.
I will stand by this, I do not cheat!!!! Why does everyone think I'm cheating? Besides, you'd probably be the first one to find out and kill me if you found out i was cheating, wouldn't you?
No can do, Chuuuyaaaa~ And take the controller yourself. *Dazai is holding the controller high over his head, out of Chuuya's reach. *
I am BORED chibi entertain me :(
-@mackerel-executive
Bastard- what do you want me to do?!!?!? Fuvking hell, I'm in the middle of WINE SHOPPIMG.
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... There's literally no way. I refuse to believe it. And also, are you tired, slug? I mean, your movements are even sloppier than usual.
Huh. Damn my stomach hurts, I think. I wonder why
#[ooc- wait what holy shit do ppl actually eat pasta without sauce????!? H O W#also isnt chuuya kinda always in that mood? lmao /lh
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*Dazai blinks, confused* I have no idea what you're talking about, Yumeno? Traitor in what way?
“Hi Mr. Dazai! Do you want to play a game with me and @guides-of-vengeance ?”
// @not-kyuusakuyumeno
Hmm, is that Yumeno? And ... Ms. Mortem, I see?
This seems interesting, so sure, I'll indulge you in this 'game'. Lets see what you've got.
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Exactly, Yumeno, that's why I hid up. You should try searching in unlikely locations too next time. Now, I should probably get going, so you go back to headquarters.
“Hi Mr. Dazai! Do you want to play a game with me and @guides-of-vengeance ?”
// @not-kyuusakuyumeno
Hmm, is that Yumeno? And ... Ms. Mortem, I see?
This seems interesting, so sure, I'll indulge you in this 'game'. Lets see what you've got.
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*Dazai rolled his eyes* No I didn't. Remember, I told you in the beginning? 'It'll be harder to catch me if you cant see me. ' So all I had to do was get somewhere high up where you wouldn't be able to see me, but I could see you.
It's alright, kid, you can try again with Chuuya next time. He'll be easier to catch.
“Hi Mr. Dazai! Do you want to play a game with me and @guides-of-vengeance ?”
// @not-kyuusakuyumeno
Hmm, is that Yumeno? And ... Ms. Mortem, I see?
This seems interesting, so sure, I'll indulge you in this 'game'. Lets see what you've got.
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*Dazai watches Kyū storm off into an empty alleyway as the minutes tick by. Three, two, one, and zero. The time was up, and the kid had lost. Dazai jumps down from his safe spot in front of Kyū. *
Hey there, Yumeno! I thought you were supposed to be catching me? I've been the one following you all this time. Well, you lost.
“Hi Mr. Dazai! Do you want to play a game with me and @guides-of-vengeance ?”
// @not-kyuusakuyumeno
Hmm, is that Yumeno? And ... Ms. Mortem, I see?
This seems interesting, so sure, I'll indulge you in this 'game'. Lets see what you've got.
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*Dazai shook his head in slight dismay- he was the one who would have to calm the kid down later. Well, there were just three minutes left and counting, so it's be alright.*
“Hi Mr. Dazai! Do you want to play a game with me and @guides-of-vengeance ?”
// @not-kyuusakuyumeno
Hmm, is that Yumeno? And ... Ms. Mortem, I see?
This seems interesting, so sure, I'll indulge you in this 'game'. Lets see what you've got.
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*Dazai sighed, wondering why they thought he'd be at the agency, still watching from the shadows. Time was passing quick, and a little more than 5 minutes were left. He had a mission after this too.*
“Hi Mr. Dazai! Do you want to play a game with me and @guides-of-vengeance ?”
// @not-kyuusakuyumeno
Hmm, is that Yumeno? And ... Ms. Mortem, I see?
This seems interesting, so sure, I'll indulge you in this 'game'. Lets see what you've got.
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