OOOOH GOD MACDENNIS

and if i saw someone making a this hurts dennis edit THEY will be hurting . so i just must remain silent until i get the motivation and skill to do it myself 👎

i have rlly good ideas but i can never talk about them bc im scared someone will steal

i have rlly good ideas but i can never talk about them bc im scared someone will steal

to expand i dont think he has like a micropenis LOL but whhen he puts on weight it def looks smaller and cuter bc obvjously

when they were joking about macs small dick in thunder gun express … like i know it was like small dick joke lol but it just made me horny tbh liike ooh a cute little dick tbat dennis can call a clit AWESOME :)))

when they were joking about macs small dick in thunder gun express … like i know it was like small dick joke lol but it just made me horny tbh liike ooh a cute little dick tbat dennis can call a clit AWESOME :)))

tbis is 100% a me thing but i hate when someone is like “omg this song is in my [character] playlist” or “i wanna make a [character] edit to [this song]” and its a song i really like or know that i hadnt thought of for that chara or show or whatever idk theres probably some weird shit buried in all that but like i said its def a me problem

Sex that looks like you're murdering me

lrb idk i just wanna fuck mac

If I see you use ":3" I just assume that you want to be bent over and fucked until you can't remember your own name.

"let's watch TV" aka you watch tv while I'm kneeling between your legs putting my mouth to good use

mac (green owner is dennis & purple is charlie)

unironically the arlo thing pisses me off like first naruto and now south park i dont need him arlo-splaining naruto to me and i DEFINITELY dont need him to do it with sp

im gonna kms

i know my ocd is trauma related at least im 99% sure it is which makes it worse bc there could be a separate reality where i dont have these thoughts & compulsions thats wild

i would genuinely never wish ocd on anyone it feels like im living in a constant nightmare like the fact reassurance is HARMFUL to me? all i can do is just sit with it? thats the best thing really??? i know it will eventually help but it is torturous. i dont understand why the brain has to make some of us this way its not fair

i would genuinely never wish ocd on anyone it feels like im living in a constant nightmare like the fact reassurance is HARMFUL to me? all i can do is just sit with it? thats the best thing really??? i know it will eventually help but it is torturous. i dont understand why the brain has to make some of us this way its not fair

“anything i can do for you?” you can beat me until you’re sure i’ll have deep purple bruises tomorrow. please

naked lunch by william s. burroughs