So the plaques were weird.

This was about the strongest conclusion Mob had come to about the new decorations lovingly, crookedly hung behind Reigen's desk. Mob had had half a mind to google what "Twink" and "DILF" were, but he had the feeling those were better off not showing up in the family computer's search history.

He'd asked Teru, who'd burst into such an uncontrollable fit of laughter Teru couldn't breathe, let alone explain to Mob what, exactly, Reigen had won. And Mob had tried asking Ritsu. Ritsu had simply gone silent, and the expression on his face had reminded Mob that his little brother was capable of incredible violence.

So Mob just kind of let it be. He spared a few awkward glances to the kitschy hangings and mostly just tried to forget they were there.

"Yo!" The office door clicked open. Reigen sauntered in, whistling an off-key tune and fumbling to remove his jacket. "Hey Mob, guess whose Shishou has been crowned champion once again!"

Mob blinked. "Did you win the Tumblr S--"

"No no," Reigen waved it off with too much vigor. His motions sent a draft through the office until his hand got tangled in his coat. "Lost to some skeleton. Not important."

"Oh," Mob said, and did not prompt anything further. He looked down at his phone.

Loudly, with much fumbling and clattering, Reigen made his way to his seat. And despite trying his best to ignore Reigen and whatever new trophy he was going to over-explain to Mob without actually explaining anything (It had seemed Reigen himself didn't quite understand the DILF nor Twink awards either), Mob found his eyes roving once more.

He looked up.

Reigen had propped an actual crown on his desk, which he shoved beside his nametag, then behind it, then beside it again, then noticed he was scuffing the desk and stopped shoving the crown around.

Mob's blood pressure was rising.

70%.

"Shishou what's--" Actually, Mob wasn't going to ask.

Mob looked at his phone instead, which was not a smart phone, no matter how much Teru pestered him to get one. Mob didn't need one. He only needed his phone to text people, really.

All people he was, currently, ignoring.

Teru, 2 unread messages: a link to a news article Mob could not open and a single emoticon text reading ":0!" Tome, 2 unread: a link to another news article and an unread text reading "Hey what the fuck."

Ritsu, 2 unread: a screenshot of a headline reading out "Twitter Poll Crowns New Queen of England" accompanied by, perhaps, the ugliest photo of Reigen to ever exist. A text reading "I'm gonna fucking kill him."

85%.

Mob looked up. Reigen had placed the crown on his head. He was deeply engrossed in his laptop.

"Hey Mob, how much do you know about Twitter? I need you to translate some weird tweets people are mentioning me in."

95%

"I don't, actually, Shishou. Sorry. You should ask Hanazawa."

"Oh he would know, wouldn't he?"

Mob was simply not going to think about it.

He was, for his own sanity, really not going to think about it.

A SIMPLIFIED VIEW OF BRAIN FUNCTION

A SIMPLIFIED VIEW OF BRAIN FUNCTION

huh! whered yall come from!

hey guys im back w my bullshit

❥ ko-fi

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commission for @mahoumenhera!! had a lot of fun making this ^^

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i wanna try doing commissions again since my last attempt didn’t go very well.. but im gonna start off small so i get used to it first. so heres ko-fi commissions!! :0  and yes, they come coloured (no bg tho)

kofi link / art blog / message me first before paying!

Artist Random Question Meme!

Send an emoji and I’ll draw the answer!

♡: Do you consider yourself and your persona the same person, or are you separate? 🍬: How do you differ from your online persona?  🌼: What are your favorite clothes to wear when you’re relaxing? 🍩: What’s your favorite snack? 👉: How do you sit when you draw? 😪: What’s something you collect? 😻: Do you prefer traditional or digital art? 🎀: Who makes you want to draw and improve? 🍺: What’s the biggest mistake you make that impacts your art/drawing process? 🍙: Ever thought about becoming professional? 👾: Do you livestream your art? If so, what is your favorite and least favorite thing about it? 💣: What site do you think you’re most active on? ♬: What do you like to listen to/have on in the background when you draw? 💀: Show something you drew a long time ago that at the time you were proud of. 🎁: Do you prefer CD’s or digital downloads? 🌟: What is your most prized possession? ☕: Coffee or Tea? ⚠: Have you ever taken an art class? ✂: What’s you astrology sign, zodiac, and MBTI? 🎬: What is your favorite kind of clothing? 🍔: Do you have OCs? If so, which is your favorite? 💾: What do you love to draw? ☂: What do you hate to/can’t draw? ☁: Guilty pleasure? 🎮: Do you prefer video games or TV shows/movies? 🐙: What do you suggest to beginner artists in terms of work ethic? 🐳: What do you look for in a friend? 🍀: How do you become motivated to draw? 💦: Soft shading or cell shading?

Feel free to send as many as you want!

wizard boye:tm:

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REDRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!! looks like this is just gonna be the picture i redraw every year lol (it is one of my first drawings of nidaime so [also hence the diff colours, it was when he didnt appear in the anime yet])

since i deleted my old blog ™ and bc im lazy i wont be linking the original images  but yeah the past 2 times they said the same like hes saying there i just erased it for more space

this wasnt posted on friday

i mcfuckin drew myself (again)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN HAVE THIS PIRATE REAPER HHHH

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I legit have no idea why i did this-

feel free to use it- but pls credit me ^^’

🍮 pudding princess ✨