my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here
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I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like
*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist
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im tired of pretending vampires aren't hot because they totally are
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ice cold take but if you have to pay for accessibility features it is not in fact accessible
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pretty fucked up that cold drinks get hot while hot drinks get cold.. bitch stay at the temperature i put u at
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Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"
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I was born in the right generation.
I love downloading stuff illegally, smut and my chemical romance
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Y’all do NOT sing Boy Division out loud at an airport I am being DETAINED 😭😭
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I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
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んべんべでち
Lick lick...
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Meet Rastapopoulos Majimagoroalloneword
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This apartment did come with the most fuckass table I've ever seen tho. Sorry whatever cow died and got turned into this table. Rip bozo sucks for you
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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
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