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lysdal · 8 months
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life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever
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lysdal · 9 months
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Reblog if this would work on you
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lysdal · 9 months
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lysdal · 10 months
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hey how about you mind your own fucking business Google Rewards
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lysdal · 10 months
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first thing i hung up in my new place :D
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lysdal · 11 months
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lysdal · 11 months
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writing tip: delete your project, go outside
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lysdal · 1 year
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They should never have taken duels out of politics. politicians yearn to be allowed to shoot at each other these days you can tell
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lysdal · 1 year
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resisting the urge to ask the people around me to describe how they view me in full excruciating detail and then also explain why they view me like that in full excruciating detail
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lysdal · 1 year
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guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH!
guy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i’m peeing at a urinal right now. Yeah. The noise is the guy next to me. Yeah, he’s peeing too. Yeah. Peeing so hard he’s screaming
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lysdal · 1 year
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day 1 no meowing
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lysdal · 1 year
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“Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.”
— Roman graffiti
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lysdal · 1 year
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lysdal · 1 year
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you cannot tell me this isnt the cutest thing ever
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lysdal · 1 year
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lysdal · 1 year
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FOR PEOPLE TRYING TO WATCH THE MANDALORIAN VIA PIRATING
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THIS BLOG REGULARLY PARTICIPATES IN PENIS FRIDAYS!
This means, every friday there will be much more than just puppies with dick shaped fur colours, but actual naked dicks, bare butts and RL explicit PORN on this blog. I mean it. Explicit porn. No kidding. Guys getting it on in form of pictures, gifs and videos. The whole package. Don’t say you weren’t warned!
If you don’t want any of that on your dash, you can easily blacklist the tag “penis friday” - all posts are reliably tagged.
This blog is officially marked adults only for good reason… ^_~
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lysdal · 1 year
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arithmetic, or as i like to call it, "one dimensional linear algebra"
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