Not his name??

People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.

they would find each other in any universe

Oh I get it now. He's called Hideo Kojima because his parents named him that

as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

Help why is this so funny

My back hurts

How old is Pickles?

life tip: whenever someone says “I know your father” always respond with “I’m sorry to hear that.” it catches them off guard but they’re always amused. another favorite is “yep, he’s a character.”

the fundamental tension between wanting to dissociate modes of dress from gender and people wanting to use modes of dress to signify their gender so they don't have to play the Pronoun Game

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother’s nightstand 😔 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i’m stupid

we know about your abortion 🤡🤡🤡

you know i'm actually quite famous as the first trans woman to ever get an abortion. yeah. after my bottom surgery i actually went and got pregnant on purpose JUST so i could abort it. "abort that thang!" - my catchphrase