wtf the fuck:
“I’M GONNA MAKE A FUCK SUBMARINE”
“I mean… I don’t think I wanna know… But more power to you..?”
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*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*
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“He was contemplation and enthusiasm. Ambition and strong coffee.”
— E. Lockhart (via quotemadness)
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by haley renee
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Quit slackin’ and make it happen.
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tonight’s mood is the deep desire to be held close in a dimly lit room, covered in blankets while rain is softly falling outside
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A break from reality, please.
fatimatuzzohraaa
(via wnq-writers)
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aconnormanning
cute first date ideas: hand-to-hand combat
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"Twas beauty... that killed the beast." Dramatically flops on top of her.
She blinked twice at him, looking down at his unruly hair for a moment before gasping dramatically. “Where’s Touya’s corpse then?!”
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how to kiss a boy
grab his waist
slip your hand in his pocket
steal his wallet
dont even kiss him
just run
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lol im straight!!!!!!
just kidding april fools haha. what a terrifying prank. can u even imagine
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[while breaking into an evil team's base]
Nate: We need to distract the guards.
May: Right.
Nate: What are you gonna do?
May: I’m going to kill them all. That ought to distract them.
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Let’s get one thing straight: I am not.
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The "You said I couldn't so I went ahead and did it" Squad
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