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lxdymormont · 2 days
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damn they were both thirty something, should’ve been at the club
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lxdymormont · 4 days
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lxdymormont · 4 days
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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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lxdymormont · 5 days
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lxdymormont · 7 days
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fang runin getting rid of her uterus a day after getting her first period is so goddamn real of her please i wish i could
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lxdymormont · 8 days
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people always gave me love, others were never to blame after all
Mitski wrote ‘I’m your man’ about him. She did !
Anyways, wolf in sheep’s clothing symbolism goes crazy for this motherfucker. Hate him !
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lxdymormont · 9 days
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POV:john's RDR1 rusty mind 🌫️🏔️🪶🦌
-a faded memory-
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lxdymormont · 20 days
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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think
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lxdymormont · 20 days
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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lxdymormont · 21 days
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They make me mentally ill but in a good way
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lxdymormont · 24 days
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Imagine you get arrested for a crime you didn't commit. It's super dramatic and the cop arresting you acts like you personally killed his dog the whole time and you're so confused. Eventually you go to trial and you find out the horrible crime not-you committed was violating parole. You're just about to be convicted of this crime you didn't commit and the fucking mayor sprints in and shouts "It was me! I did it!" Then proceeds to get arrested instantly. You'd be so fucking confused right
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lxdymormont · 25 days
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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though
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lxdymormont · 28 days
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lxdymormont · 28 days
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lxdymormont · 1 month
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i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.
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lxdymormont · 1 month
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not normal about orpheus and eurydice. you loved someone so much it opened the stones of the underworld. so much that death had to listen. so much that everything stopped for your love. so much that you turned around. so much that even when you did wrong. she forgave you.
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lxdymormont · 1 month
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high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid
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