purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok

you ever in the middle of writing some tags and you just go. you know what. no one gives a fuck. and then u delete and carry on with ur day

OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

which could mean nothing

we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

ppl using ahh instead of ass is the corniest shit ever like it actually pisses me off a little

IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

Two-faced calf born Feb 28th on Breaux farm in Louisiana. The calf was named Deux Face, French for two face. As of today (March 2nd) she’s still alive and well.

“Leg in the air - Parthenon” by Edgard Alsteens, used on a postcard, 1986.

via Reddit