back at it again.

sobbing so fuckigns hard right now rereading trials of apollo. goodbye.

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i used to run a somewhat popular fanfic blog but i deleted it off the face of the earth so now i just chose to haunt peoples inboxes! i’m not a very good storytelling writer, so i was never the best at it lol. if anything i send in inspires you you have absolute free rein over the idea!! if you don’t mind i will be just sending in every little head cannon i come up with our shared husband into you ❤️❤️ - taylor anon

SEND ME ANY AND ALL HEADCANONS WHENEVER THEY POP INTO THAT PRETTY HEAD OF YOURS, SWEETHEART 💗

also imagine spending the night together with joe. i feel like he would be so shy at first but then he would make love all night. him grabbing your thighs while he kisses your face and neck, or he’d moan in your ears when he feels his blonde hair being pulled. I just can’t 🫠

he’s such a thigh grabber lord 😭😭 he thinks you’re the prettiest thing in the world and he won’t let you forget it, murmuring it against your skin as he kisses it

ALSO A BIG WORSHIPPER HELLOOOOO!!! there’s a song called still don’t know my name with the lyric ‘kissing all over your body, you’re my nefertiti’ AND THATS SO HIM LIKE HE WOULD KISS YOU ALLLL OVER BUT NOT LEAVE ANY MARKS, I FEEL LIKE, BECAUSE HE DOESNT NEED TO BE AGGRESSIVE OR LEAVE ANYTHING BEHIND TO PROVE HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU HE WOULD JUST BE SO GENTLE WITH YOU!

sorry got carried away

LETS GET RUMBLING FOR MY BOY JOE!! - taylor anon

- he would adore a gf who has a more humanities centered career path!! he has an interest in engineering, and i think he would love somebody (and he is shown that he does) he has a different, possibly less methodical view on the world than him. somebody a little softer around the edges you know?

- speaking of which, i don’t think he would care about how outgoing you are when it comes to dating. he likes an outgoing partner as they’re open and more outeardly exciting, but a more introverted one he would appreciate your subtle reactions to being with him and the quiet moments more. the biggest difference would be that it might take longer for him to get with a whiter partner depending on his confidence level

- ARTIST GF ARTIST GF ARTIST GF!! would you row you out to legit anywhere so you can get the perfect view to sketch. no complaints. and if you draw him?? you two will be married by the end of the week

- firm believer he would leave his sweaters/shirts behind wherever you live in hopes of you wearing them. this man would genuinely LOSE HIS MIND if he snuck by in the middle of the night and realized you were sleeping in his clothes. as that one tik tok audio goes, ‘rest in piece to all the soldiers that died in the service, i died in her cervix’. you catch my drift

- i think he would become a huge flirt after yall get together! like more open compliments, flirty jokes? etc. biggest thing is i think if he’s over at your place late and you tell him you need to get changed is that he’ll grab a chair, turn it towards you, get comfy, and say something about how this was supposed to be the best view in seattle.

WE ARE RUMBLING 🥁🥁🥁🥁 P.S. if you don’t start writing for him i might just die a little bit

THE SHIRTS AND THE FLIRTING WOOOAOOAOAOAOAOOAOOOOOO. i also totally agree with the softer!gf thing because he gives soooo *tucks hair behind your ear and puts a flower there while smiling at you like he didn’t just make your heart skip a few beats* vibe

HE WOULD ALSO DEF STARE AT YOU WHILE YOURE SKETCHING AND YOU TURN TO LOOK AT HIM LIKE ‘what are you looking at?’ AND HE JUST LAUGHS QUIETLY AND SHAKES HIS HEAD AND SAYS ‘nothing, keep drawing’ AND GOES RIGHT BACK TO STARING AT YOU LIKE YOURE THE MOST INTERESTING THING TO EXIST

can i also take this moment to say that he’s such a ‘the thumb thing’ guy. like, he’s holding your hand? his thumb is running against the back of your hand. arm around your shoulder? mhm, his thumb is rubbing that too. holding your face? he’s stroking your cheek bone. he does it absentmindedly but he likes the way it makes your breath hitch.

can i be taylor anon? because let me tell you i have plenty of thoughts id love to share with the class

SHARESHARESHARESHARE

PRETTY PLEASE ALL THE CHERRIES ON TOP

OH TAYLOR ANON I MIGHT DROP DEAD RIGHT HERE

YES YES YES TO ALL YOUR JOE HEADCANNONS YES!!

he is THE protective boyfriend!! he’s walking you home, he’ll insist on being your date to any for la events even if he doesn’t want to go because ‘creeps are everywhere’, will have a nice little chat with anyone that’s making you uncomfortable. he won’t outright threaten but he’ll make sure the other guy knows you’re taken and he doesn’t mess around when it comes to you. and god forbid it happens to be a competing rower at a regetta? its not because he doesn’t trust you but he knows he has the physique to easily handle most people that could be threats to you without much damage, so why should you have to worry your pretty little head about it? he would say the two reasons he stays in such good shape are for rowing and for you. anyways apologies for the rambling thank you the amazing headcannons and keep it up!!

THREE WORDS RAMBLE MORE OFTEN

this is such a dangerous combo to implant in my brain i can’t. the casual arm around your waist whenever you’re near him, the way he pulls you to him to kiss you after a win, etcetera etcetera

i also just get the feeling he’s such a gentleman in the general sense, he’d make sure you never even touch a door handle when he’s around to open them for you, carrying textbooks for you while you walk around the library so you can check them out later because ‘they’re a bit heavy for you, sweetheart, let me carry ‘em’. ABSOLUTELY HE WOULD PULL OUT YOUR CHAIR FOR YOU BEFORE YOU SIT DOWN AND THEN PUSH YOU BACK IN. gentleman joe until i’m six feet under. anytime and everytime he has a microphone put in front of him to be broadcasted on the radio, he’s letting everyone know you’re his girl, and any medal he takes home is all thanks to you. he’s bringing you flowers always, and will compliment you on everything. he is that boyfriend.

also, thank you, angel! you’re very kind 💗

*‧₊˚ THE BOYS IN THE BOAT *‧₊˚

FLUFF ↫

it’s nice to have a friend - joe headcanons based off of taylor swift’s ‘it’s nice to have a friend’ (drabble)

SMUT ↫

ANGST ↫

i’m back with more joe rantz songs. ignore the cringe and feel out the concept please im begging:

pink in the night by mitski

so it goes… by taylor swift

tear in my heart by top

me and my husband by mitski

work song by hozier

it’s nice to have a friend by taylor swift

it’s nice to have a friend ! 💗

A/N: please ignore the fact reader is technically supposed to be in a dorm 😍 also, i love songfics! hope this was something you were looking for. NOT PROOFREAD 🗣️🗣️🗣️

joe rantz who offers— who insists on walking you home after dinner. ‘it’s dangerous out here this time of night, just… let me take you, please, the walk’s not far’ for a moment, you’re conflicted. you don’t want to impose, you tell him, put him out of his way; but then, he looks down at you with that kind smile and those soft eyes, and, well, you’d be a fool to turn him down.

joe rantz who always has an eye on you, observing the way your eyes light up when you speak about something you love, engraining into his mind the warmth of your smile or the sweetness of your laughter. his gaze is fixed on you like he can’t look away, and so it’s inevitable that he notices the goosebumps that decorate your skin as the temperature catches up with you, the ones that would be invisible to anyone else. joe rantz who slips his jacket over your shoulders when he does.

joe rantz who enjoys his crewmates but enjoys you more, sneaking away from the noise of the post-win celebration to sit up on the roof with you. the two of you watch as the sun sinks into the horizon, the sky a soft pink above your heads. he asks you about yourself— about where you want to go, who you want to be, what you want to do— and you feel like it’s the first time anyone’s taken you seriously. you like him, you decide, and it’s apparent in the way your breath catches when his hand brushes yours.

joe rantz who comes to the conclusion that there couldn’t be a happier man on earth, carrying you over the threshold of the home you now share as church bells ring throughout seattle. you’re wearing a wedding dress and a bright smile, and he’s convinced he’s never seen anything more beautiful.

joe rantz is SO ‘for the first time’ by mac demarco coded…. my man…

WHEN HE CATCHES YOUR EYE AFTER WINNING A RACE AND THE REST OF THE CREW IS LIKE CLAPPING HIM ON THE BACK AND CONGRATULATING HIM AND STUFF BUT HE CAN ONLY FOCUS ON YOU AND YOUR PROUD SMILE AND HIS EYES GET ALL SOFT LORDDDD

indi🤬! hi.

hi, lovely! 💗

TOMATOES TOMATOES

legally, you are the only person that can call me ‘baby’ 😊

thank you, baby! 💗

legally, you are the only person that can call me ‘baby’ 😊

thank you, baby! 💗

PEETA 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I know it's a little past new years but could you do something for The Hunger Games boys and a new years kiss? Start the new year with some good fluff! Thank you for your amazing writing! 💕🫡

this is sooo far from canon compliant bc i doubt new years exists in the thg universe so let’s say this is an au for new years 2024 babeyyy

peeta would be so excited to enter the new year with you beside him. as the countdown finishes, he would make a show of kissing you passionately, maybe even dipping you with his strong arms. he pulls away with a cheeky grin, whispering “happy new year” to you before kissing you again.

gale is drunk by the time the countdown nears the time to kiss, but not drunk enough to keep him from your lips. he tastes of beer as he kisses you, hard, before pulling away to cheer in the new year.

finnick is decked out in glitter and those silly glasses with the year on it, and as the countdown proceeds, he is jumping up and down in excitement, pulling you closer with each number, giggling as he finally connects your lips.

coriolanus isn’t one for holidays, honestly, but he would indulge in champagne with you and let you sit on his lap during the countdown, holding your waist and smirking as you lean in for a kiss as the clock strikes midnight. “happy new year,” he mutters against your lips before playfully nipping your bottom lip.

sejanus is all excited for the holiday, probably hosting a fancy party of all your friends. he kisses you softly, tenderly, lacking the urgency of your drunken peers. he’ll give you multiple times, not wanting to stop, and then joke that it was the perfect start to the new year.

TEEEEHEEEEE HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

sobbing so fuckigns hard right now rereading trials of apollo. goodbye.

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luke has me feeling like that one tiktok audio that goes ‘so what if he’s the devil, rick? at least the devil had a job, at least he’s active in the community 🙄’

maybe one day i’d consider writing for him cuz he’s 19 even in the lightning thief

sobbing so fuckigns hard right now rereading trials of apollo. goodbye.

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SEE OKAY I WOULD BUT THE MAJORITY OF THE CHARACTERS ARE MINORS SO

sobbing so fuckigns hard right now rereading trials of apollo. goodbye.

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