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Forever Thinking About Irondad
Irondad and his Spiderson | 9-1-1 | ANTI-ST*RKER | She/They | Honestly just a fucking questioning mess | Prompts are welcome | Icon made by @Superherotiger | AO3
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ok… imagine a moon knight and daredevil crossover where dd has no issues fighting the invisible jackals because the dude cant see shit anyway. moon knight is like “you can see them??” and matt, not wanting to reveal his blindness but having no idea theyre invisible, is just like “yeah i can see of course i can see”
moon knight then assumes dd is an avatar of an egyptian god. bc what else? so, naturally, moon knight asks “what god do you serve?”
“jesus”
“what??”
“im catholic?”
“what???”
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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Everytime Peter and Tony get into an argument whether big or small, Peter always mumbles an apology right before storming off. He didn't get the chance to apologize to Ben about their argument before he died, And he won't let that happen again. He Won't.
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It has been like almost 11 years and I still can’t get over that one that scene in iron man 1 where tony has the gauntlet on in his workshop and catches his reflection in the glass and just fucking obliterates it. it is like the single most poignant expression of self-loathing i’ve ever seen on camera
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Tony: Listen, I know I'm not your father-
Peter: I know.
Tony:
Peter: I know you're not my father Mr. Stark.
Tony: But-
Peter: Do you know?
Tony:
Peter: Do you know you're not my father?
Tony: Yes, I know.
Peter: You don't act like someone who is not my father, Mr. Stark.
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peter, nauseous as fuck but refuses to admit that he feels ill:
rhodey who attended college with tony and knows the exact face he makes when he over does it, glances at peter (who is literally like a carbon copy of tony) and asks on instinct: what did you take?
peter, forcing his stomach to not spew everywhere, trying and failing to act casual: what? nothing. i didn't take anything.
rhodey activating his mom voice colonel voice: peter.
peter: i did what i had to. (reaches into his pocket and pulls out $40) and i won the bet.
rhodey: what did you do?
peter: i drank a gallon on bleach
rhodey, closes his eyes and takes a deep breath trying to process how peter is simultaneously better and worse than tony ever was: why...did you drink a gallon of bleach?
peter: i lost my backpack and needed money to buy a new one. and i cant ask may. shes bought seven over the last two months
rhodey:
peter:
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Honestly my impression of Leverage from Tumblr undersold how good this show is. Y'all really weren't lying about the found family stuff though. That family sure can be found.
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tony and peter share a habit of escaping their rooms and heading to the roof whenever they can’t sleep.
Peter sometimes ends up on the fire escape of his apartment, but when he’s in the Stark building, he finds the roof and lays flat, watching the stars.
and tony? ends up sometimes in his landing pad, but if he has the patience, his favorite of the roof. He likes to sit on the ledge and watch the city.
Sometimes, peter and tony end up on the roof on the same nights. they try not to acknowledge each other, as one sits on the ledge and the other lays flat on his back. But it’s nice for both of them when they’re there together. It’s helps, to know other people are there.
(And then, one day, Peter goes missing. Kidnapped, presumably. There was never a note left, but tony is sure he’s out there. He has a feeling. Tony loses sleep many nights, trying to find his boy. Trying to track him down.
The first night that Peoper insists Tony sleep, tony tries. he does. but he just can’t sleep. he can’t do it, not with his kid somewhere out there, probably in pain, probably scared. He can’t just lay here.
He makes it to the roof, as he always does. And there, he finds the very boy he was worried about. Sitting in Tony’s spot but facing into the roof, seemingly unharmed. Peter only has time to say “Mister Stark, I can explain-“ before Tony tackles him in a hug.
It took Peter 20 minutes to explain the whole story, but he had a good reason for disappearing. a very good reason. And now, Tony has a lot of work to do, while Peter goes back into hiding.)
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ned and peter trying to figure out what species of spider gave peter his enhancements and they find out theres a species of spider that walks on water
peter who doesn’t know how to swim and nearly drowned trying to explain to may and tony why he threw himself into a river
“listen— i could’ve been the spider version of jesus are you following?—ned tell them—”
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benoit blanc living across from a retired nate and sophie and instantly having beef with nate. they keep inviting each other over for dinner (sophie and phillip get along fabulously) and dinner keeps turning into a furious battle of wills as nate and benoit argue over courts of law, and more importantly what to do when such systems fail individuals. sophie and phillip blithely continue discussing what broadway production they might catch next over the sound of two brilliant minds whirring at 200 miles an hour
nate and sophie insist they dont have any children, but at irregular times of year and any hour of the night, they are visited by three young people. benoit manages to waylay the one named 'hardison' by the lifts, once; phillip catches 'eliot' out in the hallway grumpily fixing the doorbell to nate and sophie's apartment a few months later. the third, however, they've only ever glimpsed as a flash of a high ponytail, or squeezed between the other two, blocking her lithe frame from view.
(some nights they hear a yip of delight followed by a metallic zzzip going straight down past their windows, but that probably has nothing to do with anything)
sometimes, after cases that dont mete out the justice benoit knows the world deserves, or when a rich asshole has enough money and power up their sleeves to get away, despite it all, nate and sophie like to come by with dessert and sherry, and stay later than usual, until the whole affair entire is unravelled. a few weeks, sometimes months later, the inevitable happens - the rich asshole's web of lies pulls taut, exposing them to the authorities and the world in an almost ridiculous set of circumstances.
benoit likes to think of it as divine justice. phillip has his own suspicions.
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I forgot how hilarious The Juror #6 job is. The episode opens with Nate trying to socialize his crime daughter by having her do civil service. "There is not some evil conspiracy lurking behind the curtain of every routine civic activity." *four minutes later* "Uh, apparently there is an evil conspiracy lurking behind the curtain of every routine civic activity." Brent Spiner plays a hippie spiritualist pharmacist. We have to get Parker from thinking hiding knives in food is a good prank to having her charm an entire room of people. The kids leave for the day and Nate and Sophie line up at the door; they hand Hardison his briefcase, Parker her sacked lunch, and they present Eliot with the exciting news that today is the day he is going to be hit with a car.
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Do you think marvel universe fangirls write y/n fanfiction about spiderman? And do you think Ned and Mj totally go on wattpad and read it out loud to Peter just to annoy the shit out of him because its fucking hilarious to see his reaction to being in fanfiction? oh oh and also do you think mj is secretly insanely good at writing fics and is totally the most famous spiderman writer on Ao3 and in her authors note she says "I based him off of a friend that I know"
And everyone in the spiderman fandom has read that fic and uses it as canon spiderman lore and is always trying to ask her WHO IS THIS FRIEND?!?!?
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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
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there has to be one person in the leverage universe who is visiting the US from san lorenzo & sees sophie at some auction or ball & is like. um. lady from the $20 bill?
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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.
Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.
And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.
Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.
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