the thought of mr house being born in 2020 and being an ipad kid haunts me the way the three ghosts of christmas haunted ebenezer scrooge
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I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
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[Begin ID: "Red and white tabby in a crescent shape stretching out his paw to show 4 toes" End ID]
4 treats please, sleepy style
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smoked salmon got me acting unwise
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Cooper Howard -> in Fallout: Episode 3, The Head
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The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.
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they should swirl . unencumbered and free
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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
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It's time
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another deranged drawing from my demented mind
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happy birthday trans people in my phone
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Customer: A’S MAMA, MY KIDS ALL HAVE “A” NAMES.
DMV: ASS MAMA
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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