One struggle 🫡

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

auto suggest bewilders me

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

Give me jelly beans you fuck head

Lesbian sex was invented as a way to pass the time on long train rides

as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

Leanne, my beloved :')