lullsinelocution
Lulls in Elocution
a pretentious assemblage of my soul - and yes, of course there are memes el - xxii - she/they- bi aesthete - aspiring poet - invisible illnesses
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i hate you e-tickets. give me a little keepsake or die
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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that
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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.
I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).
And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:
“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”
And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them
“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”
I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before
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normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...
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my favorite form of love is being loved without feeling like i was begging for it
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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
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mutuals you would sit on a power line like little birds with
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Cannot stop thinking about Anne magill paintings. Maybe my new favorite painter. She just captures this ..,,,,,, dreamy feeling...,,, a certain tenderness..... a fleeting moment of contentedness..... like nothing else I’ve seen
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— Richard Siken, I Had a Dream About You from Crush (via lunamonchtuna)
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My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.
One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.
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