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MC, hand on wall, slowly making their way to the family room. When they feel the entrance they turn to go inside, and stub their foot on a stool that’s been carelessly pushed out of place. MC falls, luckily onto the chair that the stool is normally in front of, cursing and swearing.
“Kinda clumsily ain’t ya, stupid human.” Mammons sneering remark comes from further in the dark room, by the fireplace.
MC, fed up with the brothers attitudes, shoots back. “Well if you morons would put some fucking lights on occasionally, I wouldn’t fucking trip all the time!”
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Mc: *sneaks into house at 2am*
Lucifer: *turns into swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?
Mc: I was with… Uh… Mammon!
Mammon: *also turns into swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Lucifer I can’t stop the chair.
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Garreth: I think I've found a way to make money-
MC: You would make a good stripper.
Garreth: I would make an AMAZING stripper but that's not what I was going to say.
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Solomon: mc isn’t feeling well, so how ‘bout i take over their cooking duty tonight?
Lucifer: is that a fuckin’ threat
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*Y/N losing a lot of blood*
Percy: QUICK TELL ME YOUR TYPE Y/N
Y/N: Uhh tall, athletic build, blue eyes, short cropped sandy blond hair-
Percy: YOUR BLOOD TYPE FFS
Y/N: Oh- B positive
Percy: DON’T TRY TO CHEER ME UP RIGHT NOW ??
Y/N: ….
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*Later*
Percy: Wait were you describing Luke earlier today-
Y/N: :)
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Sebastian: I'm on top of the world.
MC: You're just sitting on Ominis' lap.
Sebastian: Ominis is my world.
Ominis: Aw, well, that's really sweet but you're crushing me.
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the downfall of the shadow trio 🐍
my tiktok: @audra1899
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MC: I would help the two of you do literally anything!
Sebastian: Let’s test that limit.
Ominis: Let’s not.
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Sebastian: I have a crush... on MC.
Garreth: Same.
Sebastian: What?!
Ominis: Get with the times, Sebastian. We all have a crush on MC.
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Solomon, encouraging MC : —and you’re clearly very powerful now, starlight. You managed to take down a legion of monsters all by yourself without my help.
MC, still doubtful : Do you really think I’m powerful?
Solomon, cradling your face in his palms : I, for one, find you terrifying
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