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lukeqatwalker · 17 hours
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mom was describing a tattoo a girl once took her to a back bedroom to show her, which was a fishing pole low on her pelvis with a line and hook that descended into her bush where a small clownfish hid amongst the hair. and that’s just. that’s a goal. and the ultimate freedom from obligation, like “gah I would shave but it would ruin my very good joke, what are you gonna do, I gotta make sure there’s foliage for my little clownfish to hide in”
then mom finished telling me this and looked off for a moment. “my god,” she said. “she was flirting with me. fuck. goddamn it.” 
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lukeqatwalker · 1 day
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Messages of support and strength from Rafah, Palestine to the US student movement.
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lukeqatwalker · 5 days
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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:
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lukeqatwalker · 5 days
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enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar
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lukeqatwalker · 5 days
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lukeqatwalker · 5 days
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lukeqatwalker · 7 days
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what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.
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lukeqatwalker · 7 days
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explanations for house not dropping f-bombs:
he’s on a network show (boring, pedestrian, lacks imagination, accurate)
cuddy started a swear jar and f-bombs are $1000 each because it was the only way to stop him (goofy, delightful, i assume his fellows rat him out)
wilson bet him he couldn’t insult people without saying fuck and that escalated to wilson betting him he couldn’t FUNCTION without saying fuck and it’s been a decade but house is too stubborn to quit now (canon as far as i’m concerned)
house knows where the camera is and when the fourth wall is in play and only says fuck when he knows he’s offscreen (house is bugs bunny with vicodin, in this essay i will-)
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lukeqatwalker · 7 days
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i love tcock and strap as much as the next tranny but y'all gotta be more comfortable w people having bottom dysphoria and wanting bottoms surgery. including phallo. like why can't we have the same excitement we have for top surgery? why is it that whenever someone talks about wanting a cock there's this pressure to come to Any Conclusion other than phallo. & being genderqueer it especially sucks because it makes phallo seem like smth that's only done by super cis passing binary guys (esp het guys). sorry maybe i don't want to suffer in my dysphoria for no reason! maybe having a phallo cock can be silly and fun and desirable. if a trans person says they want a dick and your first response is "oh but you can just use a strap–" maybe stop. and ask why you have mentally decided that getting a penis is functionally impossible.
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lukeqatwalker · 7 days
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the croli in heaven saga starts here
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lukeqatwalker · 7 days
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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lukeqatwalker · 7 days
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america city
population: everyone
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lukeqatwalker · 12 days
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Steve Rogers || Actually reading the Accords 
[ aka he’s not taking anyone’s word for what it contains—he’s going to read it for himself and make up his own damn mind, peer pressure be damned. ] 
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